Thursday, April 2, 2009

UNIVERSAL WAR - A Story on Aliens

UNIVERSAL WAR
Written & Edited by
Arindam Sain


Part – 01

Obama:- Today, we are declaring the Peace Treaty of the 3rd World War, in this planet Earth, not because, that we are afraid of the super powers like Russia, India, Japan and France, but for the sake of saving our planet Earth from the attacks of the aliens from other planets. Yes, my dear friends, we have received a threat mail in our NASA Research Centre from the email id: -
Sputnik_Daniel@Satanic.com, stating that, they will attack the planet Earth within 1 month. Either, we need to surrender ourselves to the administration of “Satanic” planet or they will kill us. We request to all the countries of the world to help us in winning this “UNIVERSAL WAR”.

Zardari: - My goodness, at last, we are safe, for this threat mail from the Satanic planet, at least 3rd World War has come to an end, otherwise, the way, Indians were attacking us, we would have been devastated within 3 weeks, totally.

Narendra: - These aliens of Satanic planet are just idiots. They could have sent that threat mail, after 1 month. By that time, we could have devastated Pakistan, but alas, 3rd World War has ended now. At present, all of us have to become friends and fight our common enemies, the aliens of “Satanic” planet. Ok, my countrymen, let us focus on the “UNIVERSAL WAR”, to save our planet Earth. On 29th February 2016, there is an International Summit at Los Angeles, where Prime Ministers of all the countries will be present to discuss about how to combat this “Universal War”.

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Ramaswamy: - Today, I am very happy. There was a complaint from the local people of Secundrabad, that there is no such big multiplex in this area. But, from now on, you can enjoy my multiplex “Roja”, which is just beside the Paigah Hotel at Secundrabad. We have used glasses in this building to give it a new modern look. Now, our respected Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh, YSR will inaugurate this multiplex. So, ladies and gentleman, please give a big round of applause.

Public: - Hey, look there; all the glasses are breaking from this multiplex…my goodness…see there...Everywhere glasses are breaking automatically…

Police: - YSR garu, please enter inside the car, something is wrong out here. I think, someone is trying to attack you…Let us move out from here…

YSR: - Yes, I think you are right…but, Oh my goodness, the glasses of my cars are also broken automatically… What is happening, boss?

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Parvathi Devi: - Swami, please wake up, wake up please…See, what is happening there, in Hyderabad?

Lord Mahadev: - Yes, my sweetheart, what has happened?
Parvathi Devi: - All the glasses are automatically breaking in Hyderabad city.

Lord Mahadev: - Oh! That may be due to the extreme heat of the sunrays. What can I do here? These idiot humans do not understand the simple concept of “Global Warming”. They have not taken any measures to combat “Global Warming”. Now, let them suffer from extreme heat of the sun. Let the glass break there in the Hyderabad City. Let me go to sleep now, please don’t disturb me, this time.

Parvathi Devi: - Something is wrong somewhere…Why suddenly, glass will start breaking due to sunrays. It had never happened before. Why now suddenly? Something is very fishy out here…

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Part – 02

Tiffany: - Mark, are you there, can you please come down to our Research Lab at the Mountain View.

Mark: - Why? What happened?

Tiffany: - This news is private. We cannot discuss these things over the telephone…just come here, if you can…

Mark: - Ok, I am coming…

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Tokohashi: - Hello viewers, as you can see, there is a Tsunami in the Pacific Ocean, and the coastal lines of Eastern Japan are totally under water. Now, the question arises, after installing the Tsunami detector machines, why there was no alert heard from the machines.

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Tiffany: - Look at this picture, Mark?

Mark: - Wow, what is that?
Tiffany: - We are unable to predict that, as it was falling with a massive speed. It can be a meteor.

Mark: - but, after passing through all the layers of atmosphere, how can that meteor be so large in size. And, the funniest thing is, if it was approaching, then why it was not detected earlier in our satellite pictures.

Tiffany: - It fell into the waters of Pacific ocean, and created big waves, which was more than enough to devastate the east coast of Japan…See there, the spot, where that meteor fell…

Mark: - Are you sure that, it is a meteor?

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Harsha: - Hello Brahmaji…you called me, what happened?

Lord Brahma: - There is a serious issue…I want to address to all my Full Life Cycle Bhakti Leaders ( FLCLs) of heaven, that, our planet Earth is under the attack of aliens from the Satanic planet.

Harsha: - Ok, sir, here we start our show.

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Leena: - In Hyderabad city, there is a sensation right now, due to an animal, who looks like a fusion of Monkey and a bat…It looks like as if someone has put the monkey’s head on the body of a bat. Not only that, this animal emits out a peculiar ray, which is capable of breaking all types of glasses. Can you see that animal, who is sitting at the top of the Buddha statue at Hussain Sagar? His size is like a big elephant.

Public of Hyderabad: - Oh my God! This animal will just kill the citizens of Hyderabad…We have never seen such a creature in our entire life…a monkey flying like a bat…with the help of wings…

Leena: - So, viewers, you can easily understand, how much panic is here in Hyderabad? What is the name of this creature? Is it a carnivorous animal? Where from it came, suddenly? We are yet to find an answer to it?

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Part -03

Lord Brahma: - My dear friends, the aliens of the Satanic planet have already entered in the Earth. They are here to kill the entire population of the world. We need to do something about it.

Harsha:- Yes viewers, this is Harsha from the Swarga TV, so, I think all the Gods and Asuras have received the message that, Heaven, Hell and the Earth are in danger.

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Mark: - That is a spaceship. That means we are under alien attack. Just spread the message quickly to the media.
Tiffany: - Ok, I am doing that…

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YSR: - arrey re…see the news in the TV sets. They are saying that, aliens have entered the Earth. I am damn sure, that unique animal, which is sitting quietly on the Buddha Statue of Hussain Sagar, is from a different planet.

Balaswamy: - You just give the order Sir, our force will just kill him…

YSR: - No, not an easy task, see what NASA is saying…These aliens are having super gadgets installed in their body. If we attack them with guns, may be they will destroy the entire Hyderabad city.

Balaswamy: - Then, what can we do?

YSR: - Just be quiet for the time being. Don’t attack that animal now.

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Parvathi Devi: - Please wake up, Swami, please wake up. See, what Lord Brahma is saying in the Swarga TV Channel. He is saying that aliens have attacked the planet Earth.

Lord Mahadev: - What are you saying? Again, those aliens have started showing their power after 50 years. We will again show them, what we are? But, this time they are looking stronger. This time they have not attacked our Heaven, but they attacked the Earth. Oh no! They also have the nuclear gadgets. What is USA doing right now? Where is their NASA?

Parvathi Devi: - Tell Lord Indra, to organize a heavy thundershower for the city of Hyderabad.

Lord Mahadev: - Wow, great idea, in the heavy rainfall, the gadgets of these aliens will not work…

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Leena: - Hello viewers, we have got news of a great depression from Bay of Bengal, which is approaching the Hyderabad City. There is a possibility of thundershowers at a speed of 60 Km/hr to 70 Km/hr.

YSR: - Hey bhagwaan, tera yeh kya leela hai…ek taraf alien ka attack, aur doosre taraf depression…poore city me high alert jaari kar do…

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Lord Indra: - aab dekho Mahadev, main kaise issh alien ko maarta hoon, apne lightening weapon se…

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Part – 04

Mark: - Look there, Japan is under severe attack. These aliens also know how to swim, my goodness.

Tiffany: - Ya, Mark, you are right. They are looking like robots, having gadgets in their body. They are 25 in number. My goodness…Please do something, they needs to be killed, otherwise they will destroy everything.

Mark: - Already, our US Air Force are on their way to Japan, to kill them. Don’t worry.

Tiffany: - My goodness, see the news flash there in the TV, there is another alien found in the Hyderabad city of India.

Mark: - That means, there are some other spaceships also, which have landed somewhere in India. Tiffany, we are under serious attack by the aliens.

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Lord Indra: - I am trying my level best, but nothing is happening. This animal is just roaring. Look there, he jumped into the waters of Hussain Sagar, from that Buddha statue.

Lord Mahadev: - I think he is injured, due to your lightening weapon. So, to save himself, he dived in that water.

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Tendunomi: - Hey Sputnik, our master, we have started attacking the Eastern part of the World. We are in Japan, we are devastating their territory.

Sputnik: - But, what happened to the other spaceship, which was supposed to land in India?

Tendunomi: - The spaceship is totally destroyed. Only one of our warrior is alive, the “Attoni”. He is in Hyderabad City. This time, please try to send more spaceships with the modernized anti-friction shields. There are layers in the Earth’s atmosphere, known as Ionosphere and Ozonosphere, which are causing problems for our spaceships.

Sputnik: - Ok, I will do that. Satanic rules. Doom Doom.

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Kasav: - Arrey miyaan, have you heard the news, aliens have entered India.

Ismail: - There is nothing to be happy, in this case. They are aliens; they are here to kill the humans. They will also not spare the terrorists like us. We need to fight against those aliens, to save our world. If there will be no population in the world, then to whom we will show our Jihad.

Kasav: - Ok, ok, we will fight against them, but how can we kill them? They are like robots and have nuclear gadgets with them. Can’t you see in the TV sets, they are just blowing the US Air force planes with the help of their deadly gadgets?

Ismail: - We cannot defeat these aliens by fighting with them. We need to use our brains.
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Obama: - Thanks to all the Global Leaders for coming here in this Summit, where we need to discuss, how we can defend the attack of the aliens. We need to be united, to save our world.

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Part – 05

Harsha: - Why are you not helping us? Aliens are attacking us.

Lord Brahma: - Hmm…indeed they have some real powers in them. But, we, the Gods as well as the Asuras have decided, not to come in between the wars between the aliens and the humans.

Harsha: - This is not fair, how can you say that? The whole World is in danger.

Lord Brahma: - If we will help you, then surely the aliens can be killed, but then where is the credit of the science and technology, that you humans feel proud of. There are scientists in the world, who always says that, there is no existence of God, it is all about science. If there is no super-natural power, if the scientists of your world are capable of tackling the aliens’ power, let them do that. We also want to see, which is stronger, our super-natural power, or the nuclear power, that you people have developed for several years. We will neither help the people of the planet Earth, nor the aliens of the Satanic Planet. We will act as the third umpire, and watch the battle between humans and aliens.
Harsha: - I never expected this kind of bold statement from you. Anyway, still we will win against those aliens. We will show you, how powerful is our science and technology?

Lord Brahma: - Ok, let us see. Best of Luck for this Universal War. Mahadev and Indra, please stop attacking that alien, who is in Hyderabad now? Let these humans tackle the aliens. Why should always, we the Gods will help them to survive? Let them survive on their own, now. Ok, Harsha, see you later, Good Bye.

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Sputnik: - Hello Attoni, Attoni…can you hear me? Where are you?

Attoni: - I just came out of the waters of Hussain Sagar Lake…For 12 hours; there was a huge depression in Hyderabad City.

Sputnik: - What are you waiting for? Just attack the Hyderabad City. Destroy it…

Attoni: - Hey Sputnik, I am injured very badly. My gadgets are all damaged now. I am also not getting energy in my body to attack them. Please send some doctors, in the next spaceship, that you are going to launch here. Already, our spaceship is destroyed, during landing. 34 people of that spaceship have died.

Sputnik: - Ok, ok, please take rest for some days. Today only, our 3rd spaceship will start their journey towards Earth. Satanic rules. Doom Doom.

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Obama: - We have to fight with those aliens in the universe only. So, for that, we need to build at least 3 Spaceships, to kill them totally. For that, I need the help of ISRO of India.

Narendra: - Yes, of course, why not? We will provide every kind of support to make that spaceship.

Obama: - Then it’s great, then I believe, we will be able to make the spaceships within this month only.

Narendra: - but, how to tackle those aliens, who have already entered the Earth planet? They are just killing your US Air Force people in Japan, as if they are playing with toys.

Obama: - No, already 5 aliens have been killed in Japan. We are doing the analysis of their dead bodies.

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Part -06

Vicky: - Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you all, to the ISRO. We are very happy that NASA wants to work with us, with a collaborative team spirit. Really, we are honored. Let me introduce you the Space Research Scientist of NASA, Mr. Mark and the Design Engineer of NASA spacecraft, Ms. Tiffany. Here from our ISRO side, he is our respected Dr. Kalam, the Chief of ISRO, next to him is Mr. Arindam, who has recently made the record of landing on the moon as the first ever Indian astronaut and what to say about me? I am the Lead Designer of Spacecrafts in ISRO. I would request our respected Dr. Kalam to start the meeting session.

Dr. Kalam: - Thank you Vicky and thanks to the representative of NASA, for visiting here in ISRO, and making us feel proud. At this juncture, we are facing a huge trouble, and that is the attack of the aliens. I really appreciate the plan, that, to prevent them from intruding into the earth, we need to destroy their spaceship, in the universe only. Let me tell you, that you have just added fuel to our innovation. We were also planning to make an Indian spaceship to be launched in the Universe, with the Satellite linked censors and hi-quality cameras, to capture the topographical features of other planets.

Tiffany: - Don’t worry, Sir, we have all the infrastructures ready. In the Spaceship equipments part, we are expert, but what we want from ISRO is the design and the planning for constructing a risk-free spaceship.

Dr. Kalam: - Well, that department is surely under Arindam and Vicky. They are expert in that. Let me tell you one thing, that it is for them and their respective team members, we were able to put an Indian flag on the surface of the moon. Arindam and Vicky, can you please share the space ship design with us.

Arindam: - Sure Sir. Ladies and gentleman, please look at this design. Our spaceship will comprise an area of around 3600 square meters. There will be two floors. In the ground floor, there will be foods, kitchen, bedrooms and bathrooms. In the top floor, we have the control room at the front side. The weaponry room at the back side, and in the middle portion, we are having the Combustion & Gravity Control center, from where we can regulate the temperature and the gravitational force, according to the situation.

Mark: - That’s great, but, one thing, I don’t understand, this spaceship totally looks like a sphere. Why?

Vicky: - Yes, that is my idea…See, you are going to fight with the aliens, who are expert in building spaceships. So, if we make a spaceship in the traditional shape, then the aliens will easily understand where our main control room in the spaceship is? and they will be targeting there. But, here, there are two layers in the body of the spaceship. The outer layer is opaque, with lots of small windows in it. In the second layer, there are double-walled glasses, which are transparent. So, from any part of the spaceship, you can view the universe, but the persons from the other spaceships, cannot track, where the actual control room is, because the spaceship is in spherical shape, and it will be continuously rotating in clockwise direction.

Tiffany: - My goodness, but why?

Arindam: - For the sake of winning the war. During the war, we will confuse the enemies, by rotating our spherical spaceship. Don’t worry; we will have the machine to control the rotational speed. We can also stop the rotation, whenever required. Look at these holes, in the spaceship body; here we will install our nuclear cannons. In every spaceship, we will have around 5 space armies and 2 control coordinators with 1 astronaut. For each spaceship, 1000 cannon balls are more than enough for those aliens.

Mark: - Wow, that’s mind blowing. I never imagined that you Indian people have such a brain.

Dr. Kalam: - Don’t be so excited Mr. Mark, we know that we Indian Scientists are genius, but side-by-side, we also believe that the best is yet to come. We want the feedback of NASA, regarding the design of this spaceship.

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Part – 07

Claren: - Sir, we have analyzed the dead bodies of the aliens. There are three kinds of species, which exists in their “Satanic” planet. The names of their respective species were written in the gadgets, that they were having in their hands. The first species is known as “Maldero”, where the aliens look like a monkey having the wings of a bat. The second species is known as “Valdero”, where the aliens look like a snake with four legs like horses, and this type of aliens can emit fires from their mouth like a mythological dragon. The third species is known as “Haldero”, which are just like humans, but there is one problem, which I need to analyze further. Only this “Haldero” species do not lay eggs, but the other two species lay eggs to reproduce their babies.

Edwards: - Just a minute. What is the problem, this “Haldero” species have, that you need to analyze further. Are they robots?

Claren: - There is still confusion in this regard. See here, Sir. This is the cross-sectional view of their brain. On the left side of the brain, they are having a hard disk, which stores the images, they capture through their eyes. They also have a huge database, which can store all the messages, but it gets archived automatically after every 60 days. To keep an important message or image in their special storage folders, they have to press a button in their left hand middle finger. Now, if suppose, after 90 days, they want to retrieve any message from their brain, which are important, then they just need to press the button in their right hand middle finger, and utter the queries from their mouth. Their ears will capture that queries, by hearing that sound, and send it to the DBMS in their brain. Automatically, the result of the query will get stored in a buffer of their forehead, and they will perform that action, straightaway.

Edwards: - My goodness, these “Haldero” aliens are like superb robots. But, where is the confusion?

Claren: - the confusion is with the right side of their brain, where the entire storage system is locked with a administrator password, and it is clearly showing that there are lots of stored procedures and triggers declared there. Not only have that, we have also found some unique codes, in their own language, but the structure was just like, as if someone is always calling the function() from somewhere else, to control these aliens.

Edwards: - So, you want to say that, they are being controlled by someone else, who is just sitting at the “Satanic” planet and maintaining its Central Control System. It means that these aliens are like robots only. We can just make these aliens like humans, if we can unlock that password and delete those function () from the right side of their brains.

Claren: - Yes Sir, you are absolutely right. But, that is not an easy task to do.

Edwards: - Fabulous, in my entire life of Space Diagnostic Forensic Research, I have never experienced this type of cases.

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Mark: - We have got the green signal from our NASA Headquarter regarding the design of these spaceships.

Dr.Kalam: - That’s really great news, Mr. Mark. We will start the construction of space ships from tomorrow only. Ok, we have already decided the name of the spaceships, based on the three big oceans. The names of the three spaceships are “Indiana”, “Atlantis” and “Pacifica”.

Vicky: - we are hoping that within 15 days, we will able to complete the construction of these spaceships. We have already received the news that another spaceship is approaching towards the Earth, as per the satellite images.

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Part – 08

Minolio: - Hey Sputnik, we are almost approaching towards the planet Earth. Maybe, within 1 week, we will be able to land there.

Sputnik: - My dear Minolio, just change the route. I had a talk with Tendunomi, who was fighting with some Air Force planes in Japan. He was telling me that, we need to add extra anti-friction layers in our spaceship, because there are some layers in the Earth’s atmosphere, which can cause fire.

Minolio: - Ok, Sputnik, we are nearing to the moon, so we will land in the moon after 28 hours. I hope you will be able to send a spaceship here, with 5 technical persons within 3 days.

Sputnik: - Ok, I will send the technical persons. Just wait for 2 days in the moon. We will also send foods and other reserves. So, don’t worry.

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Jha: - Hello viewers, you are watching AAJ TAK Headlines. Today, “Attoni”, the alien, has started attacking the people of Hyderabad. Already, 109 people have been killed. The CM of Hyderabad has requested for the military help, in this case. Already, 15 Policeman have been killed in the encounter. Even bullets are not enough for that “Attoni”. Can we kill “Attoni” or he will kill us? We will come back with full detailed analysis, regarding this issue, but after a commercial break.

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Edwards: - Hello Mark!, how are you? Are you enjoying your first ever visit to India?

Mark: - Yes Sir, but here in Hyderabad city, one alien is on fire. We have also got the information that in Japan, all aliens have been killed except their leader Tendunomi. This Tendunomi and Attoni will become deadly for us, once their next spaceship lands here.

Edwards: - See, Mark, I have already mailed you the analysis report of the aliens, that Claren did last week. I hope that you have gone through that report. Attoni belongs to the Maldero species. All the aliens who belonged to the Valdero species have been killed in Japan. But, that alien Tendunomi belongs to the Haldero species, which looks like a human being, and not only that, unlike the other two species, their brain functions on their own. They are more intelligent than us, in terms of technical knowledge and its implementation. These Haldero species have created small chips, full of circuits, in such a fashion, that they can control any alien of Maldero and Valdero species, with the help of a remote control. So, Attoni is attacking everyone, does not mean that he is attacking, but someone is controlling him with a remote control. Tell the Indian military force to fire rocket launchers targeting the right portion of the brain and the right hand of Attoni.

Mark: - My goodness, I thought, we are only going to fight with the animals of different kind, but that is not the case here, we are going to fight with another kind of species Haldero, who can be described as self-controlled robotic human beings. Sir, this Universal War is not an easy task for us…

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Arindam: - Look at the computer screen, there is something fishy…the satellite that we have sent to track the pictures of moon, is currently showing bright colored lights…what is that landing on the moon?

Vicky: - Have you ever imagined of a modern battleground in the moon. Just wait and watch boss, we will fight against them, there only.

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Part – 09

Leena: - As you can see in your TV screen, after the military operation, the Attoni is totally senseless and is taken into prison…The Forensic Department of Hyderabad in joint efforts with the Human rights Commission has requested the military force, not to kill this alien, as through this alien, we can get many information about the other planets of the Universe.

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Arindam: - Hmm…this TV News channels have surely got some hot news to increase their TRP ratings.
Vicky:- Hey Arindam, let me give you a good news, I think you are aware of the fact that, we had a conference call regarding this universal war for 2 hours…

Arindam: - Ya, I know that…but what was the ultimate decision taken there?

Vicky: - The construction of the spaceship “Indiana” has been completed, and Dr. Kalam has approved that both of us along with Mark and Tiffany, will drive that spaceship towards the moon. We will have around 4 more technical people to take care of the Spaceship operations.

Arindam: - Only one spaceship is not enough for those aliens. We planned for 3 spaceships…

Vicky: - Listen to me…we have a strategy…we have tracked the route to that Satanic planet. It takes around 9 days from the moon, we don’t know in which direction. But, these aliens visit the Earth, by considering this moon as their mariner’s compass. We will also do that. Out of the 3 spaceships, we will keep one spaceship static in the moon, and the other two spaceships will be moving around the space as spies.

Arindam: - So, we will have to stay at the moon and fight them, my goodness…I don’t know, what is going to happen…but, I am very much excited about it. When is it going to launch?

Vicky: - after 2 days, at 3.30 PM.

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YSR: - Hello, Mr. Edwards, welcome to India…as per your request, we have not killed Attoni…he has been kept in your Forensic Research Lab of Hyderabad.

Edwards: - Thanks a lot…but during our investigation or research, I don’t want any media interference. In India, the poking big nose of media is a very big problem. Claren will be helping us out, in this regard.

Claren: - Yeah, Mr. YSR, thanks for keeping our request.

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Jha: - Just take a deep breath…have your eyes set on the Aaj Tak News Channel now. Countdown begins, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and oh! , yes, this is the first spaceship of ISRO; the “Indiana” has been launched, to tackle the aliens of Satanic Planet…We will again come back after a short break, Stay tuned…

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Tiffany: - Wow!, I am so excited, this is the first time, I am in a Spaceship.

Mark: - Don’t be so excited, after 14 hours, we will be in a war and that too in the moon…he he he …

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Part – 10

Tiffany: - Hey, what’s happening here? After 6 hours of journey, I am just floating inside the spaceship only...

Arindam: - Welcome to space, Tiffany, here you will experience one-tenth of our actual weight measured in the Earth, and in moon, probably it is one-sixth of it.

Mark: - I think that it will be a blunder to land on the moon, because those “Valdero” species can kill us, immediately, as they can emit fire like Chinese dragons.

Arindam: - for your kind information, there is no presence of air or oxygen in the moon. So, there will no sound, no combustion, you cannot even walk also…you have to hop like a grasshopper there. Only, nuclear rocket launchers can be a useful one. We are in an advantageous position.

Vicky: - but you never know, what weapon they are having. “Valdero” and “Maldero” species can do no harm to us, but the “Haldero” species can surely do that, with their nuclear weapons.

Arindam: - Listen to me, already “Atlantis” spaceship has also been launched, now only. We are getting the instructions here in our control room. That spaceship will act as our backup. If there is a possibility that, we will have to come out of our spaceship, there will be a problem of communication. You cannot even hear, what you are uttering. So, keep your space radio transmitter on, and keep on typing. We need to communicate by SMS only. I hope that makes a sense to you.

Soldier 01:- Hello Sir, we can see that spaceship, we are nearing the moon…give us the instruction.

Vicky: - Just fire the AGH-93 weapon, but make sure that it hits the target.

Soldier 02:- Ok, done, Sir…we have fired that…

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Minolio: - Hey Sputnik!, we are facing a huge trouble in the moon. Already, a spaceship from the planet Earth has launched a nuclear weapon, which has destroyed the right side of our control room. Five of our soldiers are dead. There is no oxygen here in the moon; our Valdero and Maldero species are useless here. They can’t even run properly also.

Sputnik: - Do one thing…just start your journey towards our planet. We will stop the war for some days. We will make an anti-friction spaceship, and will land in the Earth safely after 50 days.

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Tiffany: - They have not attacked us, yet. But surprisingly, they are calm and quiet. Hey look, they have started their journey again…

Mark: - That means, they do not have any nuclear weapons, what they have is only the gadgets to control the natural power of all the species. All the three species have their natural powers. Maldero and Valdero can emit fire from their mouth, when there is oxygen. That also proves that, their planet is also having oxygen. If we can beat them, then it is in the moon only. Just fire at the spaceship, gun it down.

Soldier 03:- Done, Sir…we can view dead bodies from here only. I don’t think anyone is alive. The spaceship is totally destroyed. We should now go out and explore their spaceship, Sir.

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Part -11

Mark: - Ei, Arindam, are you sure that, all the space radio transmitters will work here in the moon. Because, all the four soldiers of our spaceship, have landed on the moon and they are just signaling each other, rather than using their radio transmitters. See, they have already signaled us, that the radio transmitters are not working.

Arindam: - Hmm…I also know that…I just said it, so that they agree to venture out in the moon. Tiffany and Vicky, do you want to land there? You can proceed also, but keep on signaling each other.

Tiffany: - I am floating here in the spaceship only, what is the surety that, I will not float outside. No, I am safe here inside. Arindam, last time, when you came here, you kept 3 Indian flags here. Where is that place?

Arindam: - Look at that left side from this window of the spaceship, can you see some rocky areas….there it is.

Vicky: - Strange, Moon also has rocks. That is really strange.

Arindam: - There are also large craters…those black spots that we see from the earth are not some black paintings...they are a range of craters or meteorites. When sunrays fall on it, it imparts a peculiar kind of shading, which resembles a dark spot. Scientists are of the opinion that both water and oxygen exists in moon, but as a mineral rocks or in the basalt rocky areas. I don’t know, maybe someday, we will make this moon, our favorite tourist spot.

Tiffany: - What a boring joke, Mr. Arindam, anyway, keep on dreaming, there is no tax charged for it.

Mark: - Our soldiers are coming back…but, I think, they have found one alien alive, who looks like humans only. Hmm…only this Haldero alien is alive. Hey, open the door; let them come inside.

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Soldier 04:- What is this, Sir? This radio transmitter was not working outside. We just signaled each other and marched towards the spaceship. This is not fair, Sir.

Arindam: - Are you still alive or not? If yes, then please don’t shout. We appreciate the bravery of you all.

Tiffany: - My goodness, this alien looks like a beautiful woman, only difference is, her skin is such that it is made up of plastics. She has slightly long ears and six fingers each in her hands and legs. Her name is written here on the gadgets, in her hand. Her name is Minolio.

Arindam: - She is beautiful, no doubt about that, I never expected aliens to be beautiful like our Madhuri Dixit.

Vicky: - She is senseless and injured too. Let us cure her.

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Minolio: - Where am I?

Mark: - Welcome madam, please don’t try to do anything silly, otherwise we will kill you. We are your enemies. Now, you are in the “Indiana” spaceship of the planet Earth. Tell us, about your future game plan and the name of your leader. Come on, just speak out, otherwise, you will be killed.

Minolio: - We belong to the Satanic planet and our leader is Sputnik. Our planet is at threat. We are facing a peculiar disease, which is deadly in nature. Already, 230 Maldero, 138 Valdero and 25 Haldero have died out of the total population of 764 in that small planet. Our planet is around one-third the size of the Earth.

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Part – 12

Claren: - This Attoni is suffering from a disease, Sir, which is similar to “Anthrax”. We have examined his blood. We have also retrieved the information stored in the right side of its brain. It is clearly stated there that, these aliens are suffering from a disease which have already wiped out around 70% of their population. To survive, they have no other option rather than to attack another planet and stay there, whose environment suits them. The climate and other conditions of Earth planet are very much similar to the Satanic planet.

Edwards: - My goodness, there is a second planet, similar to our Earth. The peculiar disease is Anthrax, right? So, can we stop this universal war, if we go for a deal with these aliens that we will send a medical team to their planet to cure them from Anthrax?

Claren: - but, to make this deal happen, we have to convince Haldero species, because Sputnik is also a Haldero and he never listens to the Maldero and Valdero species, but orders them to fight against us.

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Susan: - Hi, this is Susan from CNN, today, there is a sensational news. Can you imagine an alien, who is a beautiful lady? Yes, Milonio, the alien looks like that. She has been kept under special supervision of ISRO in India. So, it is evident that, in the outer universe, there exists a second Earth, which was unknown to us.

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Harsha: - Hello Sir!, are you watching the entire drama? Were you aware of a second Earth?

Lord Brahma: - of course, yes. Dear Harsha, the point where the scientific concept of “Black Hole” in the Universe ends, from there only, the supernatural kingdom of God starts. Science is yet to explore our territory in the universe. Let me tell you that after each 7 galaxies, at a distance of at least 3 light years, we have produced planets, having direct or indirect oxygen content in it. Now, it is up to the Sun, moon and other heavenly bodies, which creates its own chemistry by rotation or revolution to evolve a planet. See, when we created the Earth, we never created any creatures. They evolved automatically from the soil and water. Later, evolution started.

Harsha: - Do you want to say that, like Dinosaurs and other big animals that existed died due to evolution. Is it also true that the Satanic planet is also going through that kind of phase, where Maldero, Valdero and Haldero species are at the point of extinction?

Lord Brahma: - Quite possible, may be who knows, new species are also taking birth in that planet. Every planet, has its own control system at its centre. Magnetic plates and the gravitational force play an important role in transforming it. When there were huge meteor attacks in the Earth, automatically, the layers of atmosphere started changing. I don’t know any science, but let me tell you that continuous attacks of meteors helped in creating the two layers of atmosphere, that is Ionosphere and Ozonosphere. So, now you people are safe for those layers only. Even the spaceships of Satanic planet are also getting destroyed, while landing there.

Harsha: - Hmm…so, is there a chance that we can capture that Satanic planet and make it a second Earth for us.

Lord Brahma: - Not at all. At present, the climate of that planet will increase to an extent of 70 degrees Celsius, as it happened with Earth also. After the death of Dinosaurs, Earth was having only magma and lavas. Later it cooled after 50 years. Similarly, this Satanic planet will go through that phase. The anthrax disease is just a little problem. The real problem in that planet is the climate warming. Within 2 years, at a temperature of 70 degrees Celsius, all the aliens will die there. May be after 50 years, you can hope that Satanic planet will cool down to become a second Earth. But make sure that, your planet Earth exists for the next 50 Years.

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Part -13

Sputnik: - Hey Tendunomi, your sister has been kidnapped by these humans. Our next spaceship will reach there within 5 days. Please do something to save your little sister. In our planet, it is a worst condition now. The northern part of planet is full of magma and lavas. We have shifted from Valeno kingdom to Syrialo kingdom, which is southwards. Your parents have already died, due to the volcanic eruptions in your village. Maybe, we can only live here for another 8-9 months, but before that, we want to destroy the people of the Earth, and we will live there. At present, in this planet, we are having 119 Valdero, 135 Maldero and 110 Haldero species. All are more than enough to destroy them.

Tendunomi: - Send those spaceships, I will destroy them.

Sputnik: - We, the Haldero species have the magical power of hypnotism. Just hypnotize them and make them your servant. Satanic rules, Doom Doom.

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Edwards: - Hello, Minolio, Mr. Obama has approved our request. He wants to send a medical team to your planet, to cure the disease of Anthrax. Can you please transmit this message to Sputnik, and get his feedback about it?

Minolio: - Ok, but, my hands are tied with the ropes. They have kept me here like a prisoner. I will not talk with sputnik, unless you untie my hands.

Edwards: - Ok, not an issue.

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Jha: - Hello viewers, the beautiful alien “Minolio” has escaped from the safe custody of ISRO. It has been revealed that, she hypnotized all the guards and Dr. Edwards too.

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Edwards: - Just do one thing, in every newspaper, publish the photograph of Minolio, and warn everyone not to look at her eyes or hands, as she will hypnotize everyone.

Vicky: - Ok Sir, that will be done.

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Claren: - Attoni has died, Sir, he was in a very critical state.

Edwards: - forget Attoni, we are more concerned with this Minolio.

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Arindam: - If a person can do the hypnotism, then there has to be the counter strategy to it. What is that?

Vicky: - Only one magician from India, is able to do this type of magic. He is P C Sorcar Junior.

Arindam: - Great, let us have an appointment with him.

Vicky: - Ok, we will surely have that. There is information that another Heldero Tendunomi is in this planet only.

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Part – 14

P C Sorcar Junior: - So, you people are worried about the supernatural power of those Haldero aliens. But, I don’t regard “Hypnotism” as any supernatural power. It is a skill or an art to rule over the personality of other person. Humans can also do that.

Mark: - but, if a person hypnotizes you, you have nothing to do.

P C Sorcar Junior: - No, my dear friend, it is just a psychological game. It is up to you, whether you can be hypnotized or not. Whenever you are aware of a person, who can hypnotize you, then you tell yourself that, no matter, whatever this person tries, I will not let my mind surrender to this person.

Vicky: - Can you just tell me, how a person gets hypnotized?

P C Sorcar Junior: - It can be done in two ways, one by hands and torch and the other way is by talking with a very mild voice. The ambience needs to be a quiet place, or a place where you can listen a slow musical sound or at the sea beach. The point is that, more you concentrate on a particular thing, the other nerves gets de-activated for a certain period of time. In ancient days, even the Munis and Rishis used to do self-hypnotism, by performing yoga. You will be surprised to know that, psychiatrists and mental patient counselors nowadays use hypnotism to cure the patients. Many people have given up smoking and drinking alcohols, after they have been hypnotized for 2-3 times. But, let me tell you, hypnotism is a crime in India.

Arindam: - Is there any procedure by which we can bring a person back to real state from that, hypnotized state.

P C Sorcar Junior: - as per the biological research, it has been proved that your nerve can be controlled by other stimuli for at least 30 minutes at a stretch. But, it is also true that, your mental state can be restored to the normal state, by producing sound or giving surprising shocks.

Tiffany: - Sorry, we could not get you.

P C Sorcar Junior: - Clap loudly, make noises, just yell at the top of your voice, listen to music with full volume in front of that hypnotized person. Automatically, that person will become normal. Please note that, if a hypnotized person is kept in a quiet place for a long time, with destructive instructions infused in the brain of that person, then that person can become a deadly medical subject to handle. In this case, first thing you people need to do is to find Minolio. If she succeeds in applying hypnotism, then probably, she will have a team of dangerous people from human species only.

Mark: - We will look into that matter. Anyway, Mr. Sorcar thanks a lot, for providing us with this information. One day, I will surely come to watch your special “Indra Jaal” magic. We have to move now. Bye.

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Edwards: - We should kill Minolio, otherwise, you never know, there can be a possibility of a war between normal people and hypnotized people of this planet Earth.

Arindam: - No, Edwards, that is not a solution. Even the top-class magicians also know hypnotism. If we are not killing these magicians, why Minolio will be killed? Is it only because, she is an alien?

Tiffany: - Hmm…I think, Arindam, you are too much impressed with her beauty. Please don’t forget that she is an alien. Anyway, our soldiers installed a small metal chip tracker in her right hand in the form of a ring, when she was at the “Indiana” spaceship. We can surely track that alien now. So, let us arrest her again. She is now at a place which is 35 Km north from here. The navigation radar is showing that, she is slowly moving towards East.

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Part -15

Jha: - Hello viewers, you are watching “Aaj Tak News”. Today, an American satellite has revealed that 3 spaceships of the aliens have landed in Afghanistan and that too in the Talibani region. To add spice to the entire situation, after hearing the news that aliens have landed in Afghanistan, US President Obama has announced the US Air force and military troops to abort “Osama Operation” for the time being. He also declared that, he is ready to give land of Afghanistan to the aliens of Satanic planet, only on one condition. These aliens have to kill all these Taliban people. We will analyze the situation in details, but after a short commercial break.

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Minolio: - Why have you arrested me? What the hell do you want? My elder brother Tendunomi will just kill you. We will destroy the whole world, and we will live here. Satanic rules. Doom Doom.

Arindam: - There is no point in shouting slogans. Also, as we have tied your hands and legs, you will be unable to hypnotize us. Forget your elder brother, Tendunomi. We don’t know where he is now and neither has he known about your location. After half an hour, Dr. Edwards will come here again. Probably, you only know how to connect with Sputnik, through that gadget, which you are having? We will conduct a tele-conference between Obama and Sputnik. This time, if you try to escape, I will do nothing to you, except firing 6 bullets at your forehead. I hope you understand my words.

Minolio: - If you want to kill me, then do it now only. We have no other options. Our own planet is burning like anything. For the sake of our survival, we are here in your planet. You humans will never accept us. So, we have to kill you people, to live here.

Arindam: - That is a wrong perception. How can we reject you such beautiful alien. The first time, when I saw you, Minolio, you grew on my mind. Everyone was eager to kill you, but I rejected their decision. Can you accept a human, as your lover?

Minolio: - Wow, that means that you love me. But, I want to clarify your true love towards me. Look at my eyes, and just listen to my romantic words. Please come closer to me.

Arindam: - Ok, not an issue, I am coming. I also want to check, how much love we are having in our mind for each other. Oh! What is that sound? Who is firing bullets there?

Tiffany: - It’s me, dear. Arindam, please don’t forget that, she is trying to hypnotize you by her lovely romantic words. Please don’t look at her blue eyes; otherwise I will shoot your Minolio. It’s an order.

Minolio: - Are you jealous on me?

Arindam: - Indeed she is jealous, as you are an alien.

Minolio: - It is not because I am an alien, it is because she also loves you. But Tiffany, let me tell you clearly, that I don’t love your Arindam.

Arindam: - I don’t love Tiffany, as simple as that. But, I don’t want any cat fights regarding this love issues.

Tiffany: - Ok, let me see, who wins the battle of love. Mark has already proposed me. I rejected him. See there, Dr. Edwards is coming. So, let us now get back to our job, please.
Edwards: - Hi everybody. Minolio, please get connected with your leader Sputnik, using the gadgets, now.

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Part – 16

Minolio: - Hey Sputnik!, this is Minolio, I am calling you from the “Antariksh Bhavan” of Bangalore City, India. These humans want to talk with you. Please listen to them, otherwise they will kill me.

Edwards: - Hello Mr. Sputnik, I am Dr. Edwards. Our US President Obama wants to talk with you. I am connecting you, in that teleconference.

Sputnik: - Hello, tell me humans, what you want to tell me? One day, we will destroy the planet Earth.

Obama: - Hi Sputnik, this is Obama speaking, the President of USA. We are giving you two options, please listen to it carefully. Either you kill those terrorists of Afghanistan and live there peacefully or our US military force will kill you. The choice is yours. If you can kill Osama and his men, then the entire Afghanistan will be allotted to you aliens. We will never enter in your Afghanistan after that, unless you do some nuisances.

Sputnik: - That is great, then. We will fight against those people. Tell me how to identify our enemies.

Obama: - Whenever you will find people with beards in their cheeks, turbans in their heads and guns in their hands, just kill them.

Sputnik: - Ok, if by doing that, we can get a space in the planet Earth to live in it, we will surely do that.

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Harsha: - My Goodness, Sir, what is happening out here?

Lord Brahma: - I am also not getting any clue.

Harsha: - Who will survive? If aliens win against the Taliban, then they are going to live in this planet Earth. What is the guarantee that these aliens will not act as terrorists?

Lord Brahma: - Terrorists are created by a special country of your planet, to control their economy indirectly. If you are playing with fire, then fire extinguisher is also required, but you never know, when that fire extinguisher will be replaced by a deadly fuel. So, it is evident that, one day, that fire will make a nice graveyard.

Harsha: - I got it, what you are trying to say.

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Sputnik: - Where are you, Tendunomi? Your younger sister is safe in Bangalore City of India. Don’t worry.

Tendunomi: - I am on a ship, which is sailing towards a place known as Dubai. This ship will reach Al Jabel Port of Dubai, after 13 hours. No one is able to find out my real identity. I have stolen the Passport of one man named Zuben-Al-Jahidi, whose face is almost similar to me. I have killed him in the nearby area of Kawasaki Port, Japan.

Sputnik: - You are having the navigation gadget with you, right? We have wrongly landed in Afghanistan.

Tendunomi: - Yes, I have that. It is regularly showing the location. I am in Arabian Sea now.

Sputnik: - Anyhow, you have to reach a place called Qandahar of Afghanistan. Search for that place in your navigation gadget. Reach Qandahar, as early as possible. Our 3 spaceships have landed in Eskasem, Jabal-Os-Saraj, and Hugiyani respectively. Out of these, Eskasem is in the Hindukush range, which is unsafe for our people. You have to reach there only. Please meet Roberts of US Air force at Hugiyani. He will help you.

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Part – 17

Dr. Kalam:- Hello everyone, yesterday only, I received a fax from USA Health Ministry, stating that, they are going to send a team of doctors and specialists to the Satanic planet, to cure those aliens. Sputnik has promised us that he will take care of the security of humans in his planet. The construction of “Pacifica” spaceship is complete and for your kind information let me tell you that we have made this spaceship a very big one. At least 25 people can play football inside it. The USA medical team will arrive tomorrow in Bangalore. So, we have decided to launch this “Pacifica” spaceship to Satanic planet. I have selected Vicky, Arindam and of course Minolio, for this journey. Mark, as you have requested me earlier that, you don’t want to venture any more in the space, so, I will not force you.

Tiffany: - What about me, Sir, Why are you not approving me?

Dr. Kalam: - As per medical check-ups, you have a slight high pressure, Tiffany. Arindam was also telling me that, you face lots of problem, while you are in a spaceship.

Tiffany: - Arindam is telling a lie. He wants to avoid me. He is telling a lie. He has been hypnotized by an alien.

Arindam: - Hey Tiffany, have you gone mad or what? I just told Sir, the truth. Why are you shouting at me?

Dr. Kalam: - Wait, first of all, I am not unable to understand, why both of you are fighting with each other like kids. Ok, Tiffany, I approve your request. You can go, but it will be at your own risk.

Mark: - Well Sir, if everyone is venturing into the space again, then why I will be an exceptional case?

Dr. Kalam: - That’s really great. I am amazed to see the enthusiasm of you people.

Vicky: - but Sir, who will guide us to that Satanic planet?

Dr. Kalam: - Hmm...Good question. In the moon, you people destroyed one spaceship of Satanic planet. From there, you arrested Minolio, the alien. But NASA is not a fool. They sent another spaceship named “Discovery” to the moon to have a re-look. The Japanese astronaut “Hoshide” who works for NASA, found out a space navigation gadget with the electronic map route to Satanic planet described in it. In that gadget, you can easily locate yourself in the Space, as well as you can track, how far you are from that Satanic planet. We will use this gadget only. Let me introduce the Japanese astronaut Hoshide to you.

Hoshide: - Hello everybody, nice to meet you all. We will start our journey after 3 days.

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Mark: - It is for you only, that I took the decision to go. What is so special about Arindam? He doesn’t love you, dear. He loves that beautiful alien. Why are you running after him, when you know, you will not get him?

Tiffany: - I can ask you the same question. But, you don’t have any answer to it and you are still running after me. In true love, it is very difficult to answer these silly questions. I love him. Wherever he goes, I will follow him.

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Susan: - Hello viewers, you are watching CNN News Headlines, and this is Susan. Afghanistan is on fire again. This time it’s the war between aliens and the terrorists. Recently, Tendunomi, a powerful alien of Haldero species joined his people. It is Tendunomi VS Osama. Already, 89 Taliban and 4 aliens have died in the war. Is Obama using these aliens as the trump card to put an end to Global Terrorism? We have to wait and watch.

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Part -18

Harsha: - Sir, you must appreciate that, without the help of God, we can tackle these aliens. All credit goes to our Global technological development.

Lord Brahma: - I agree to it to a certain extent. But you must remember one thing, Science & Technology is a powerful tool, but its misuse can lead to destruction. We the Gods never do harm to mankind, but our Science surely does that. That is why; people worship God, not the Science.

Harsha: - Surely, Sir. I have no comments to it, because I also worship Gods.

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Parvathi Devi: - These USA people are really good. See, they have sent doctors to that planet. They have also promised to allot land to these aliens in the Earth.

Lord Mahadev: - No, my dear, they are just playing Chess out here. On one side, they are forcing the aliens to die, while fighting with the terrorists. On the other side, they have sent a medical team to the Satanic planet. But, you will be surprised to know that, 15 spaceships of NASA fully loaded with US military troops are going to follow “Pacifica” spaceship and they will kill all the aliens of the Satanic planet.

Parvathi Devi: - My goodness, that means USA will rule that Satanic planet.

Lord Mahadev: - No chance at all. Within 1 year, that planet will attain the temperature of 70 degrees Celsius.

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Hoshide: - We have reached the moon. Our new journey starts now. Minolio, now we need your help only. This navigation gadget is showing three points; tell me the route from here.

Tiffany: - Are you expecting Minolio to help you, no way…

Minolio: - Sir, please ignore her words, she is always like that. Just press on that red button of that gadget.

Hoshide: - Ya, I have pressed that. Now, I am seeing red spots and black spots.

Minolio: - Black spots are the Stars or heavenly bodies and red spots are the points which you need to join to get the shortest route to our Satanic planet. Now, type “JOIN” in the command box of that gadget, automatically, you will find in the screen that, the red dots are joined with lines, and you will view the route. Just drive the spaceship in that route.

Hoshide: - Wow, these gadgets are just awesome.

Arindam: - Hmm…really Minolio, you just rock.

Minolio: - Ok, don’t be so excited. You are going to a planet where the temperature is already 45 degrees Celsius.

Vicky: - He he he …is it a desert?

Minolio: - No, our planet was a lovely place. When I was only 5 years, at that time, I played with ice balls in our village. But, now that village is full of lavas and magmas. I don’t know, whether you people will survive in our planet or not? We, the aliens can live up to the temperature of 55 degrees Celsius.

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Part -19

Sputnik: - Welcome to Satanic planet. This is the first time in the history of this planet that any humans have landed here. Hey Minolio, can you please introduce them to me.

Minolio: - Yes, Sputnik, this is Arindam, then they are Tiffany, Vicky and Mark, and that man is Hoshide.

Sputnik: - Well, you all humans can put off your oxygen mask, as our planet also have oxygen. Minolio, there is a sad news for you. Your parents are dead. Magma is flowing in the entire northern part of this planet. At Afghanistan of the planet Earth, your elder brother Tendunomi is slightly injured. They are fighting with the terrorists. Ok, humans, you can start your medical operation now only. Already, all Maldero, Valdero and Haldero are waiting for you all to cure their disease. They will not attack you, unless I order them. Don’t worry.

Hoshide: - Ya, USA medical team is here only. Dr.Jimmy, please start the operation. We have to start back for the Earth planet after 18 hours, as per the instruction from ISRO. Hey Arindam, look there, Minolio is weeping, please go and take care of her.

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Arindam: - Hey, Minolio, you are crying. Believe me; I have never seen a beautiful female alien crying like this.

Minolio: - Whether it is humans or aliens, tears will automatically come out, when your parents die. No need to console me. Get lost from here. I don’t want to hear you.

Arindam: - And how can I see my beloved crying? I love you, Minolio. I will be waiting for your answer, there at the Jelubus Rock.

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Mark: - I am damn sure that, Milonio also loves Arindam. Why you want to become a third party in between them? You are from USA, and I belong to the same country, but you have fallen in love with a blackish Indian.

Tiffany: - for this kind of racial attitude, I hate you, Mark. Love does not understand any racial discrimination. Maybe, that is why, Arindam is in love with an alien. And it is not always mandatory that you will get that man by your side, to whom you love the most. There comes the destiny. It really matters.

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Minolio: - Arindam, come with me. I will take you to a nice romantic place. I will confirm there, whether you truly love me or not. Can you see that tree, there? It is known as “Loveona” tree. It’s a magical tree. You have to touch your right hand to that tree and have to keep your left hand on top of my head. Then, you have to say, “I love you, Minolio”. If your love is true, then the leaves will start falling from the tree for 2 minutes, otherwise, the color of the leaves will turn red for temporary basis for 5 minutes.

Arindam: - Ok, let me do it. Wow, see, Minolio, leaves are falling. I am not bluffing, my hearts truly love you. Now, you do it.

Minolio:-See here, Arindam, leaves are falling, that means I also love you. Come with me, we will go there at the garden. Can you see those flowers, which look like roses, they are known as “Danoli” flowers. I am in a romantic mood. Come on Arindam, we will dance and sing in that garden. Let me sing a song.

Arindam: - Wow, your voice is like “Sreya Ghoshal & “Lata Mangeshkar” of our planet. Carry on, my dear.

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Part -20

Susan: - Hello viewers, this is Susan and you are watching CNN News. After a long battle between the terrorists and aliens, American satellite has confirmed that there is no sign of any terrorists in the Hindukush range and the Jabal-Os-Saraj region. Maybe, there is a possibility that, those terrorists have crossed the Pakistan border and hiding there. There is no clue at all, whether Osama is alive or dead. But, there is a huge twist in the tale. Obama has decided to kill all the Maldero and Valdero species of the aliens, as they are having “Anthrax” disease in their genes, which can be fatal for the world population. Already, US Air force has started firing at them. Only one Haldero is alive in Afghanistan, that is Tendunomi, but no one has any clue, whether he has joined hands with Osama or not, after the change in Obama’s decision.

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Dr. Kalam: - USA will never change, they only understand the theory “Power to Achieve and Achievement to retain Power”. They have used us to reach Satanic Planet and used aliens to tackle Osama. My goodness.

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Sputnik: - What is that sound? Hey, you humans have betrayed us. There are Spaceships of Earth planet everywhere. They are firing. I order every Satanic alien to kill these traitors. What happened? Why all my Valdero and Maldero are lying down there?

Dr. Jimmy: - Due to the dangerous disease in their body, we have to kill them. But as per Obama’s instructions, we will not kill the Haldero species, as they have resemblance with the humans as well as they are not having that disease. But, the sad thing is only, 25 Haldero are still alive, out of which you are the one. You have two options, either you surrender or you will be killed.

Sputnik: - We will fight till the last minute of our life.

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Minolio: - You all humans are traitors. We believed in you people. We brought you here, and you are killing us only. Shame on you humans, I hate you Arindam, and your people.

Arindam: - Why are you blaming me? I was not aware of these things. USA played the game.

Tiffany: - Get down Arindam, Mark is firing bullets at you.

Arindam: - But, why he wants to kill me? What is wrong with him?

Tiffany: - If he can kill you now, then no one will suspect him, as he will tell the World, that you have died in the encounter between aliens and US military troops. If you die, then he will be able to get me. But, how can I let you die, after all I also love you. Wait a minute.

Arindam: - What have you done? You fired bullets at Mark. He is dead. Hey, Tiffany, you have done a blunder.

Tiffany: - No one has seen that, except you. Vicky, Hoshide and Minolio are on that side of this Jubelus rock. If anyone asks about Mark, tell them, that he has been killed by the Maldero species. Now, don’t stare at me. Please go and save your beloved Minolio. There is a chance that this USA military force will kill everyone. I will be waiting for you in that Pacifica spaceship. I want to see both of you there alive. Otherwise, I will kill myself. Now, just go and save her. I will meet Vicky and Hoshide on that side only. Best of Luck!

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Part – 21

Obama: - Good Morning every one. Today, we have been able to put an end to the “Universal War”, the first ever space war of its kind. In this war, we have lost one of our eminent persons of NASA, which is “Mark”. We will never forget his achievement. The entire Valdero and Maldero species have been destroyed in this war. Only 3 Haldero are alive. One is Sputnik, who is in our custody. Second one is Tendunomi; we have no clue, where he is. The third one is his younger sister Minolio, who has been recruited by Dr. Kalam in the ISRO. So, we will not interfere in the decision of Dr. Kalam. We also acknowledge the roles of Tiffany, Edwards, Claren, Arindam, Vicky and Hoshide, who have decided to stay in the space station in the moon for 1 year, as per contract with NASA. Regarding Osama, we are yet to confirm whether he is dead or alive.

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Harsha: - My Goodness, USA ruled this Universal War. What to say about that, Sir?

Lord Brahma: - the way they used their diplomacy in every steps of this war, I will not be amazed to see another Universal War in the future. You never know, where is Tendunomi, if he has joined Osama, and then it’s a deadly combination of aliens and terrorists.

Harsha: - but, on the other side, what will Arindam going to do with these two girls? The Universal War has ended, and there is peace everywhere, now.

Lord Brahma: - Well, let us see, what he is doing there?

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Minolio: - without Tiffany, you would have died there in our planet. She is like my sister now. You have to marry both of us; otherwise I will not marry you.

Arindam: - Ha ha ha …I have no problem.

Tiffany: - Thanks a lot Minolio, I will never forget this day.

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Jha: - at last, the Universal War has ended, but there is another surprise for you. That man, “Arindam” has married two persons, one is a woman of USA and another is a female alien from the Satanic planet. This marriage is also a marriage of universal diversification.

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Narendra: - Universal War has ended, but I think World War- 3 will restart again. He he he …

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Lord Brahma: - Let peace prevail in the universe at least for the next 50 years.

Harsha: - We humans cannot guarantee you that, but still you can hope for a better situation ahead.

Lord Brahma: - Let us just wait and watch, but I am proud of you humans that, without our help, you people have been able to tackle those aliens. Good Bye, Harsha. Take Care. See you again.

Harsha: - Good bye, Sir, and viewers, the entire story of “Universal War” ends here. Take Care.


***THE END***

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

JUNGLE JIHAD - A Story on Global Terrorism

JUNGLE JIHAD
Written & Edited By
Arindam Sain


Part -01

Musharraf: - Hello! Nawaj, aaj SWAT Valley pe Taliban logon ne threat diya hai…ki agar hum Afghanistan border se apna military force nahi hataayengey toh woh log “Islamabad” ko destroy kar degaa…

Nawaj: - aap paresaan na ho… Musharraf ji…hamaaara soldiers’ ek dum tayiaar hai…Afghanistan border pe…unh Talibani force ko tackle karney ke liye…

Musharraf: - tum mera baath nahi samajh rahe ho…idhaar Obama ka pressure hai… udhaar Indian troops are alert…agar tactically hum log…Indian Government ke saath baath nahi karengey… toh…they can also attack us at any time…

Nawaj:- Mere ko laagta nahi hai ki… aisi economic recession period pe… aur 2009 election se pehle…woh log aisa koi kadam uthayegaa…aura aisi bhi…government Congress ka hai…they always deal every situation in a very soft and polite manner…woh log “Mahatma Gandhi” ka bhakth hai…woh log shanti se deal kartaa hai…

Musharraf: - par tum aur tumharey terrorist group ne 26/11 ka jo Mumbai attack kiya… uskey baad laagta nahi hai ki… Congress bhi ab choop baith ne waaley hai…

Nawaj:- ha ha ha ….Musharraf ji…agar hum ek 26/11 Mumbai attack kar saktey hai… toh uska repetition bhi kar saktey hai…already aaj hi…haamarey terrorist group ke members ne…threat mail send kar diya hai India ko, ki agar India, Pakistan pe haamla karega, toh India ki barey barey cities pe blast aur tehelka machaa diya jayega…

Musharraf: - Par agar India ko kabjaa karna hai toh… ye Taliban logon ko bhi… apney haaton pe rakhna hai…par woh log toh maidan-e-jung pe utaar aaye hai…usko kaise rokaa jaaye…

Nawaj:- Already, we have started talking with them…kuch Taliban border areas pe… humlog sirf USA ko dhokha deney ke liye… troops ko rakhey hai…

Musharraf: - hum ko toh issh Obama se bahut dar lag raha hai…woh toh power mein aatey hi...Pakistan ko back foot pe daal diya…

Nawaj: - Chintaa mat kijiye janaab, USA waaley bhi India ke tarakki pe jwaltaa hai…Obama ko initial stages mein aisa natak toh karna hi hai…nahi toh…India ko kaise biswas dilaayega ki woh Bush se thoraa different hai…China se already humko bahut nuclear support mil raha hai…Arunachal Pradesh ka ek khaash area un logon ne kabjaa kar key rakha hai… unofficially…Assam, Nagaland aur Bhutan pe already Chinese terrorist group hai…

Musharraf: - Aur Bangladesh toh humhrey saath hee hai…

Nawaj: - jee janaab….par ek problem hai…? 2009 election se pehley agar hum log phir se koi dhamaka kartey hai… Indian cities pe…toh public ka support…BJP ke taraf jaaney ka chances hai…isiliye…election se pehley…hum koi attack nahi karengey…except there is any urgent emergency need. Ek baar naya government aa jaye…uskey baad humlog apnaa “Jihad” phir se suru karengey…

Musharraf: - Bahut acchey Nawaj, aap na Jihad kaayam rahey…Kashmir ke gaon mein dheerey dheerey phir se terrorist ghusaatey raho…Hindustani muslim ko kaat tey raho...Kashmir ke waadiyon mein…aur unh logon ko communalise kar do, yeh bolkey ki…Hindustan ke awam, muslim par atyaachar kar raha hai…

Nawaj:- Woh toh hum kar hi rahey hai…hum log Kashmir ke muslim ko hi maartey hai… aur unke dil mein aisa galat fyami paydaa kar diya thaa pichley saal, ki unh logon ne… public areas pe…Indian flag jwala diya tha…2008 mein…hamaarey terrorist logon ney… Kashmir mein kareeb 120 logon ko maar diya tha…problem yehi hai janaab, ki abhi bhi ush Kashmir mein...hamaarey Qam ke aadmi…saccha Hindustani hai…

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Part -02

Aamir: - Hai hai, Shabbo! Kya laag rahi ho tum, aaj issh salwar kameez pe…

Shabbo: - ahaaa ….tum ko toh har din hee, main acchi laagti hoon…flirtbaaj kahi kaa…

Aamir: - Kya karoon…ab jannat ki malika ho tum…toh apney dil ko hum kaise rokey…?

Shabbo: - uff, tum kabhi nahi shudrogey…agley haftey se final exam hai…pataa bhi hai tumko… do saal se ek hi college pe fail kar rahe ho…Sharam nahi aata hai kya tumko?

Aamir: - Hmm… par laagta hai ki issh baar…woh record break ho jaayega…tum jo woh…apna special teacher…tum har subject itni acchi tarah se padaati ho…ki kya kahey hum... kabhi kabhi darr lagta hai ki kahi main 1st naa aa jaaon, exam pe…

Shabbo:- Khwaab dekhtey raho Lalloo…tum aur first…ha ha ha …tum agar cheating bhi karo ge na poora exam paper, phir bhi tum 1st nahi aaogey…kyon ki yeh Shabbo hamesha 1st hoti aayi hai…aur hoti hi rahegi…arrey kaun hai yeh, jo har baar mere ko miss call de raha hai…ajeeb hai…

Aamir: - Phone mat pakarna…apni mobile phone silent kar key rakho…koi bhi ho saakta hai…aajkaal, Kashmir ka jo haal hai naah…, kya bataoon? Kabhi kabhi toh darr lagta hai ki…issh Maulana Azad College pe bhi sayed koi terrorist chupa hua hai…

Shabbo: - Oho…tum toh khamkaa khaali peeli dartey ho… aur woh bhi ek mard ho key?

Aamir: - Darr nahi raha hoon…reality bol raha hoon…jaantey bhi ho aaj subah kya hua hai…MLA Amanullah Khan ka murder kar diya gaya hai?

Shabbo: - What? What are you saying? Kab hua yeh?

Aamir: - Kaal raat ke thik 10 baajey ke kareeb…par kya hua…tum itni tensed kyon dikh rahi ho? Phir tumhari mobile ring ho rahi hai?

Shabbo: - Thairo…let me take this call…Hello…aap kaun bol rahe hai…haa ji boliye…what? Thik hai main aa rahi hoon... aaj shaam ko aap ke ghar…

Aamir: - Kya hua kya hai? Batao toh jaara…

Shabbo: - Mujhko abhi ek jagah pe jaana hai…main jab laut aaonga… sab kuch bataaonga tumko?

Aamir: - Thik hai…but, why are you so upset by hearing the news that the MLA Amanullah Khan is dead…

Shabbo: - I will tell you, once I come back...Bye…
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Part -03

Barkha: - Aadaab, viewers, main hoon Barkha…aur aap dekh rahi hai…DD Kashir ke khaash Samachar…aaj kareeb 8.30 baajey…kullur town pe ek ladki ki jwalaa hua laash mili…uski dead body post-mortem ke liye bhejh diya gayi hai…uski hand bag se uski college ki ID card mili hai Police ko…uski naam hai “Shabana Hussain”, pyar se usey log Shabbo ke naam se bulaati thi…

Subhash: - ei Patil…abhi ke abhi…Naveen ko phone lagaao? Bolo ki aaj abhi raat ke thik 11 bajey woh mere ghar pe aa jaaye…ussey jaroori baatein karna hai…

Patil: - jee sarkar, abhi phone karkey bol detaa hoon…

Naveen: - Kya baath hai…Subhash babu... raat ko hi bulaa liya…

Subhash: - Tell me one thing…that who is the in-charge of this Kupwara District…from our Department.

Naveen: - Well, I think, Ishfaq is in-charge of that district. So, you want full details of this “Shabbo” right?

Subhash: - haan, bilkul sahi…I want to know, what was this college girl doing at the Osmania Hotel…at 8.30 PM, and not only that, she has been also killed in the similar fashion, 6 bullets have been fired at her forehead…uff, what a disaster?

Naveen: - Ya, I got it, what you are trying to say…but Sir, MLA Amanullah Khan had some connections with this girl, as he was her maternal uncle. For 1 week, this MLA was ill, due to viral fever, and this girl went to meet her mamaji…but there is something fishy…we are suspecting that this girl knew the murderer, and that is why, she has been killed?

Subhash: - But, what is the logic behind killing “Amanullah Khan”?

Naveen: - Amanullah Khan was a famous politician in Kashmir. His “Kashmir Liberation Front” party gained popularity, due to the patriotic movements in Kashmir. They always preached for peace and anti-terrorism in this area. Whereas, on the other hand, “Farooque”, the young MLA of “Muslim Awam League” is having some connections with the Pakistani Jihadis… So, we are suspecting that, maybe, to get the post of CM in Kashmir, “Farooque” has taken the help of Pakistani Jihadis, to kill Amanullah…

Subhash: - do we have any proofs about that?

Naveen: - No, Sir…but it is a true fact…We have got a rough image of the terrorists, who are active in the Kupwara district of Kashmir…There are 3 main terrorists… Jamaluddin, Nusrat and Khaiju…

Subhash: - Have we got any information about their hide-outs in Kashmir?

Naveen: - None of them are in Kashmir now, as per the news from Intelligent Sources. Nusrat and Khaiju are hiding in Kolkata and Jamaluddin in Hyderabad. We are yet to get any clue, where are they?

Subhash: - Why don’t you send a special team to both the cities?

Naveen: - Ya, we will send a special team tomorrow only at Hyderabad. But, Sir, koi fyaada naahi hai…kyon ki hum logon ke paas koi bhi subudh nahi aa raha hai…

Subhash: - kyon? Tumko subudh nahi mil raha hai…ya, you are all incompetent to find the criminal…

Naveen: - Sir, the problem is, they are not only terrorists, but are good IT Professionals and hackers…
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Part -04

Dr. Zorabiaan: - Hello! Nawaj miyaan…how are you?

Nawaj: - Arrey janaab, kaise hai aap ? aap toh France ke Research Laboratory mein, pataa nahi kya gul khilaa rahey hai…

Dr. Zorabiaan: - Mainey ek aisa chemical banaaya hai… ki sunkey duniya ke log pagal ho jaayega…

Nawaj:- Mujhey aap key chemicals pe koi interest nahi hai…aap yeh bataiyey…are there any drugs, to motivate our terrorists more towards Jihaad…matlab, woh khaaney ke baad…woh log aur bhi aggressive ho jaaye…

Dr. Zorabiaan: - I am not a fool to make all these silly chemicals…anyway, you have de-motivated me…My mood is off…talk to you later, bye…

Nawaj: - Thik hai…abhi phone rakho…Musharraf ji ne phone kiya hai…

Musharraf: - arrey Nawaj miyaan…aap ne toh kamaal hi kar diya…Taliban logon ke saath negotiation aap ka successful raha…udhaar India pe toh naya Government aa gaya hai…yeh toh janaab BSP aur Congress ka alliance se ek Sarkar bana hai…yeh sarkar kabhi bhi gir saktaa hai…2nd majority single party hai BJP…aab usko 283 seats nahi mil raha hai…ha ha ha …aab aayega majaa…Indian Politics mein…

Nawaj: - Yehi toh time hai janaab apnaa jalwa dikhaney kaa…already Jamaluddin ne apna kaam suru kar diya hai…apne hacking ke jariye…

Musharraf: - Par kaal shaam ko… hamara bwafaadaar terrorist “Yakub” ko thokh diya kisi ne…NH 112 mein…kaun hai woh… kuch pataa chala…

Nawaj: - Hai koi saksh…par humko news aaya hai ki, usko aap “Ishfaq” ne apney special encounter team pe dhaakil kar liya hai…uska naam hai “Aamir Khan”, bahut dangerous aadmi hai…aapney girlfriend “Shabbo” ka khoon ka badla le chukka hai…par aab pataa nahi kis kis ko thoktaa fireyga…Inspector Ishfaq jo usey support kar raha hai…

Musharraf:- usko rahaney dijiye…Inspector Ishfaq aur Aamir ko kabhi bhi maar dengey hum log…par main joh kahe raha hoon ki …abhi time hai…poora Hindustan ki awam ko heela ke rakh do…ek ke baad ek serial blast kartey raho.. jaise hum log kiye the pichley saal…

Nawaj: - Ek problem hai janaab…police ne already pataa kar liya hai ki... humlog websites aur online social blogs aur communities ke jariye…terrorists ko apna plan aur information de rahey hai…already they have blocked those Islam Jihadi communities forcefully…Orkut website pe unh logon ne special Inspection Team bitha diya hai…har comments ko track kiya jaa raha hai…aur toh aur…urdu websites ke har ek blogs ko woh log copy karkey…English Translator Software pe daal raha hai…aur message tap kartey ja raha hai…ab issh time pe koi message or plans ko transmit karna bahut hi muskil ho gaya hai janaab…uddhar Indian Government ne LOC pe phir se back-firing suru kar diya hai…USA toh abhi neutral hai….koi support nahi de raha hai hum logon ko…

Musharraf: - Why don’t you take the help of this Talibani IT professional “Azhar”, who has taken diploma training in “Hacking” from Israel Universtiy, which has been banned recently…

Nawaj: - Ha ha ha …accha so you have more faith on Talibans rather than we, Pakistanis…what a shame on you? Anyway, for the sake of our Jihad, we will surely seek for his helping hand…

Musharraf: - Baath yahaan pe…Pakistani aur Talibani ka nahi hai…poorey Qam ka hai…humreh Jihaad ka hai…
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Part – 05

Azhar: - Suhanallah, Musharraf miyaan…akhir kaar, aap logon ne…hamara saath dosti toh rakh rahey hai…boliye janaab kaise yaad kiya mere ko?

Musharraf: - aao aao, pehley tashreef toh rakho…Nawaj saab, aab issko samjha dijiye…isko kya karna hai?

Nawaj:- Hum log Hindustan ke main cities pe…bomb blast karna chatey hai…par problem yeh hai janaab…ki police bhi aajkaal IT training le raha hai…aur woh log tracking karna suru kar diya hai…kuch aisa idea socho…jiskey jariye humlog, apna message poorey terrorist groups ko poucha saakey…

Azhar: - accha, toh yeh baath hai…blogs or Internet communities’ pe woh log tracking kar raha hai…koi baath nahi hai…ussey track karney do…

Musharraf: - Matlab samjha nahi maine… woh log online websites ke jariye…terrorist ko track kar raha hai…aur tum haash rahey ho…ajeeb aadmi ho tum…

Azhar: - janaab, we will hack the Internet user id and password, through the gateway of ISP channel…

Nawaj: - hum logon ko itna IT knowledge thora hee na hai…details pe bolo…

Azhar:- humlog ek mailer banayengey, jispe ek hyperlink hogaa…mail aise likha jaayega ki…if you believe in god, then just click on this link…public click toh kar degaa…par uskey internet page ka cache file hum hack kar lengey…kyon ki already ek software, buffer ka kaam karega…Internet Service Provider ke office se…chintaa mat kijiye janaab, already Reliance aur Sify Technologies pe humaara do aadmi hai…Manirul aur Abdullah…parshu Ganesh Chathurthi hai naah…toh woh log ek mast mail banayega…with a special picture of Ganesh…now, let people click on that hyperlink…we are there to hack their Internet access user id and password…

Musharraf: - accha chalo…ek baath toh main samajh gaya ki, tum doosron ke Internet ID se mail bhejogey…taah ki jab track hogaa, woh log doosrey logon ko arrest karega…par message kaise send karogey…kyon ki already har ek mail ko police track karta hai…kuch unauthorized message likh ke send karogey toh…police ke software automatic who blink karega… aur highlighted bhi ho jaayega…

Azhar:- ha ha ha , uska ki tarqeef hai mere paas…we will send a software “Delon.exe” to all the terrorists along with the nude pictures of women…

Nawaj: - Are you a mad or what? You are now just kidding…

Azhar: - ha ha ha , janaab, aap hamara strategy nahi samjhey…ush .exe file ko install karney ke liye ek password maagega, aur uska password, sab terrorist ko pataa hai…so, they will install that software in their own PC. Now, they will open these nude pictures by using that “Delon Software”. Automatically, the will find a Notepad opening, instead of the .jpg file….and there our master plan will be transmitted.

Musharraf: - Great boss, great…you are having a good master plan in your head.

Azhar:- Par ek baath dhyaan mein rakhiye…jish machine se aur jish internet connection se jariye, main yeh mail send karoonga…usko aap kabhi bhi nahi open nahi karengey…and don’t worry, I have the Internet ID and password of a person, who is a Class XII student, and I will mail, by logging into his ISP account…insahallah…

Nawaj: - Thik hai…toh we want blast in Mumbai and Hyderabad…

Azhar: - No, we will do the bomb blast at Delhi, Ahmedabad and Bangalore...due to less strict vigilance of police in these cities.

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Part-06

Banwaari Paanwala: - arrey Manoj bhayaa aao aao…ki haal hai... bahut dino baad dikh rahe ho tum…aaj bhi koi appointment hai kya?

Manoj:- Arrey Banwaari bhai, tum toh jaantey hee ho ki, meri jaan “Sonali” do haftey ke liye kolkatta gayi thi… ab phir Bangalore laut aayi hai…aur phir se isi Bangalore Bus stand pe khaari rahegi…bus ke liye…

Baanwari Paanwala: - arrey bhaya…khaali dekhtey hee rahogey yaa… kabhi propose bhi karogey…aaj propose kar hee do…bhaiye tumharey yeh dil ka dard mujhsey nahi dekha jaata…akhir tum accha customer ho merey…yeh lo Benarasi paan…special tumhrey liye…paar aaj pyar ka ijhaar kar hee do…

Manoj: - haan Banwaari bhai…aur really raha nahi jaata hai mujhsey…har din sapno pe aati hai woh…jab aankh khulta hoon toh…dil mein aur bhi dard hota hai…hai…

Baanwari Paanwala:- ha ha ha ….issey kahatey hai saccha pyar…hum bhi jab champa ko pyar kiya tha…tab toh bhaiye…din ko bhi hum aasman pe taarey dikhtey the….aisa pagaal o jaisa haal tha mera…

Manoj: - arrey baaah…kya bol rahe ho boss…champa ko toh sayed tumney apnaa yeh benarasi meetha pan khilakey impress kiya hogaa…ha ha ha …

Baanwari Paanwala:- haan soh toh hai…woh abhi bhi mere haaton ka banaa pan hi khaati hai…samjhey…issey kahatey hai saccha pyar…lo ab tumahara mashooka aa gayi hai bus stand pe…jaao aaj jaakey bol do...woh 3 letter, woh kaa khawat hai Hindi mein …”I Love You”…jaao jaao Best of Luck ji…accha bus stand ke aas paas aaj itna cycles kyon hai…woh milkman ka…ajeeb baath hai…ek ke baad ek…cycles kharaa hua hai…

Manoj: - Arrey tum bhi ajeeb ho Baanwari bhai…aab kiska cycles khara hai…ussey tumko kya boss…? Accha main chaltaa hoon…

Baanwari Paanwala: - arrey Mahesh baa, dekh dekh…Romeo jaa raha hai…Juiliet ko propose karney… he he he …arrey….yeh kya hua…hai ram…

Madhav: - Cycles pe bomb hai…isliye subah se itna cycle bus stand pe kisi ney khaara kar diya hai…uddhar bhi blast ho raha hai…banwaari chacha…jaldi se shutter down karo aur ghar ko niklo…

Baanwari Paanwala: - Hey Ram…ankhon ke saamney…Manoj aur Sonali ka dehaant ho gaya re…

Madhav: - aarey Baanwari chacha, woh toh mar gaya… tum toh zindaa ho…apne family ka yaad karo... aur bhago yaahan se…apna jaan pehle bachaao…pataa nahi terrorist logon ne aur kahan kahan pe bomb rakha hai…

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Nandita:- Hello viewers, we are bringing you LIVE coverage of the bomb blasts in Bangalore City…In this Bus terminus, already 50 people have been killed due to the massive blast. There were 5 cycles kept in the bus terminus, with the milk-can…The RDX was kept on those milk-cans. Now, there is another sad news…After 10 minutes of the Bangalore blast, there are 5 blasts in Delhi and 2 blasts in Ahmedabad City…The Indian cities are under serious threat...High alert has been declared in big metros like Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata and Hyderabad.

Subhash: - Hello Arindam! Where are you? Can you come down to my residence at Mumbai, tomorrow? We badly need your help.
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Part – 07

Arindam: - Namaskaar Subhash ji…lijiye hum aapke darbaar pe haajir hai…baaprey, yahaan toh bahut log aaye hai aaj…apney conference bulaa liya hai kya?

Subhash: - haan Arindam let me introduce all of them…Yeh hai Colonel “Nana”, joh Kashmir border ke khaash ilaaka dekhtaa hai…abhi ek haftey ke chutti le key Mumbai pe aaye hai. This guy is “Ishfaq”, the In-Charge of Kupwaara District, as our Special Encounter Officer…uskey under mein, yeh ladka “Aamir” kaam karta hai…aur Naveen ko toh tum jaantey hee ho…

Arindam: - Hello, everyone, I am a part of Intelligent Bureau as the Head of Special Investigation Department. So, tell me, why we have assembled here?

Nana: - Nice joke, Mr. Arindam…but still let me tell you that, I want to form a special team to combat terrorism. As a colonel, I am literally a Handicapped person…we the armies men have to wait for the instruction from our Indian President, to attack our enemies, whereas, the Pakistani terrorist in collaboration with the Taliban are on a proxy war with us.

Arindam: - So, you want to form a special team to kill the terrorists, without giving any clue to the Government. But, do you have any proof, who are the terrorists, where are they hiding, how to perform a cold-blooded murder?

Naveen:-Hmm, in this regard, they are exploiting the IT applications. How to stop that?
Arindam: - Don’t worry!, baap ka bhi baap hotaa hai…There is one girl “Madhavi” who is in the Forensic Department now. Her brother “Venkat” is also a hacker…He was in jail for 1 year, for hacking an online transaction in the ICICI Bank. I want both of them in our team.

Aamir: - par, yeh “Venkat” kya Azhar se bhi accha hacker hai…

Arindam: - Of course, do you know, what software he has created for all the ISP companies. No matter, whose Internet ID you have hacked...whenever you are mailing from that Internet ID, it taps the local time of that machine, and then automatically gets flashed in our machine, from which location, that terrorist is operating.

Ishfaq: - But, what about that picture code and that .exe file?

Arindam: - Oh!, I have checked that software. It is purely made with VB.NET 2005 version, where, they have provided a password, while packaging it for making final .exe file. Not only that, the picture has the message in a textbox, which is kept invisible. They have used some JavaScript code, so that the textbox remain invisible at runtime, and when that .jpg file is opened with that “Delon.exe”, it opens as an .xml files. So, don’t worry, we have installed a security patch across all the main hubs of Internet Service Providers, from where we will get a response in our main screen, if there is any picture with VB or JavaScript codes.

Subhash: - Sabbash, but we have heard that there are some terrorists in big ISP companies.

Ishfaq: - Don’t worry Subhash ji…woh Manirul aur Abdullah hai…ussey Aamir thokh degaa…

Arindam: - for your kind information, they are now hiding at Kanpur. I will mail you the location and address…Don’t worry, my special investigation team will provide the hit list…Aamir bhayaa…tum khaali thokh tey raho… aur Mr. Nana, I have one special boy for your operation. His name is Vaibhav from “***”.

Nana: - Ok, I also know him. He has a great “*****” militancy group. But, will he help me?
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Part – 08

Azhar: - Janaab, blast toh ho gaaya hai…aab toh poorey Hindustan mein sansani fayel gaya hai…aab boliye hamaara next plan kya hogaa?

Musharraf: - ab toh hamarey Nawaj saab ke paas bahut accha master plan hai…

Nawaj: - ha ha ha …jaroor jaroor Musharraf miyaan, abhi hum logon ka target hogaa Parliament aur VVIPs…

Musharraf: - par uske pehle humaara Azaad Kashmir mission ka kya hogaa?

Azhar: - arrey aap fikaar naa karey, woh “Farooque” jo abhi naya CM hua hai…woh toh ek dum baccha hai…Nawaj saaab, aap ka mobile ring ho raha hai…

Nawaj: - Hello kaun!, haan Zakir, bolo kya samachar hai…

Zakir: - Aamir aur Ishfaq ne Manirul aur Abdullah ko thokh diyaa hai…ab information hai ki, woh dono aaj raat hi ko Surat jaa raha hai…ab hukum karey toh unh dono ko allah ke paas bhejh doon kya?

Nawaj: - Naahi, thairo, abhi unh dono ko mat maaro, sirf follow kartey raho…Surat pe woh log kissey miltaa hai…

Zakir: - joh hukum janaab…
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Vaibhav: - Arrey Arindam ji, welcome to Surat…

Arindam:- Mere saath poora ek team hai…Colonel Nana, Naveen aur Subhashji…Ishfaq aur Aamir aaj raat ke train se hi aa jayega Surat…

Lokesh: - Vaibhav bhai, abhi abhi khabar aaya hai ke, Surat ke Patil Chowk mein, blast hua hai…hamarey party ka meeting chal raha thaa, aur ussi samay massive blast hua hai…

Vaibhav: - Chaliye Arindamji…jaldi chaliye…jeep me baithiye…let us go to that place…

Nana: - Vaibhav ji, aapkey party ka kya meeting chal raha tha…

Vaibhav: - agley Assembly Election aur Terrorism ko lekey…aaj Keshavji ak bhashan deney waley the…par paata nahi chal raha hai…blast pe kya hua…

Dheeraj: - aarrey Vaibhav, tu bhi aa gaya hai... great…Ritesh ko thoraa chot aaya hai…hospital pe hai…Keshavji safe hai…par beech waaley sabji mandi pe joh log bazaar karney aaye the…sab maarey gaye hai…aa jaao dekhtey hai…koi humhrey party ka log usmey hai ki naahi…aayiye Arindam ji…

Nana: - Uff, charon taraf laash hi laash hai…disgusting man…aab pataa nahi aur kitna blast dekhna parega…

Lokesh: - hmm…humhrey party ka total 6 aadmi maarey gaye hai…aur baaki sab injured hai…

Dheeraj: - unh logon ko pataa tha ki hum yahaan ek rally karney waley hai…on anti-terrorism... isiliye yahaan pe blast karbaa diya…

Vaibhav: - Arrey, kya hua, Arindam ji, aap itna chouk kyon gaye… issh laash ko dekh ke…?
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Part – 09

Arindam: - Yeh joh laash dikh rahey ho naah…yeh “Taslima Khan” ki hai…yeh Graduation college pe mera girlfriend thi…

Vaibhav:- Ek muslim ladki aap ka girlfriend thi…arrey Arindam ji , aap toh Veer-Zaara ke Veer nikley…par shaadi kyon nahi kiye the issey…wahaan bhi aap flirtbaaji kar ke chorh diyaa…aap se mera yeh umeed nahi tha…

Arindam: - Main St.Xaviers college pe Bsc. Physics (Hons.) parta tha aur uski department thi Chemistry. Aab ek din college pe social program tha…us pe Taslima dance ki thi…ladki toh muslim hai…par pataa nahi Bharatnatyam acchi dance karti thi…ush din hum itna impressed ho gaye the, uski dance dikh key, ki raha nahi gaya mujhsey…main apney aap uski saamney chala gaya…

Taslima: - Yes, what do you want?

Arindam: - Nothing at all…

Taslima: - Then, why are you standing in front of me? Who are you?

Arindam: - jee mera naam Arindam hai…aap bahut acchi dance kar leti hai? Aap sundar bhi hai…toh socha kyon naah issh Khubsoorat aur najuk haseena se dosti kiya jaaye…Kya hum aap ke dost banne ki laayak hai? Actually, aap Miss Universe jaisi sundari hai naah, isi liye, I feel tensed, ki mere jaise ladka sayad...aapke saath kabhi haath bhi nahi milaa saktaa…

Taslima: - Thanks, and by the way, tum bhi bahut accha flirt kar letey ho ji…now, listen…mere pass do ticket hai…”Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” ka…aur woh film “Globe Cinema” hall pe ho raha hai…Show hai kaal thik 6 PM pe…5.30 pe cinema hall ke saamney pouch jaana…if you consider yourself as my sweet friend…uuh…chalti hoon, dear…

Arindam: - baash, uske baad chalta raha humaara pyar ki kahaani…phir jab shaadi karney ka baad aaya…uska bhai “Rasool Khan” itna conservative tha, ki kya boley…open threat de diya…ki main ussey shaadi nahi kar saktaa…mere family waaley bhi mere ko support nahi kiya…naahi mere college ke dost…phir honaa kya tha…achanak mere paas, Taslima ki ek chitti aayi jisme likha tha ki…woh kisi “Sulruddin” naam ke businessman se shaadi karkey Gujarat pe jaah rahi hai…par main sapney me bhi nahi socha ki…aaj uski dead body aise dekhna parega…

Vaibhav: - Woh, Sulruddin…baaprey baap…woh toh No.1 promoter tha issh Surat city ka…sunaah hai ki business pe kuch lafraa hua…aur uska chachera bhai…”Rukshat” uska murder kar diya hai…chalo at least Taslima apne husband ke paas chali gayi…woh akeli jeeta bhi toh kiske saharey…jisko pyar kiya…ussey shaadi nahi hua…jissey shaadi hua…woh upar chala gaya…aab bechari jindaa laash hi toh thi…

Arindam: - Hmm….aaap saayed unki naseeb mein yehi likha tha…accha hum log abhi lunch kar letey hai...kareeb 8 PM ke aas paash hum logon ko station pe jaana hai…woh log aanewaala hai naah…

Nana: - Yes, now let us go for lunch…

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Ishfaq: - abhi 8 baaj gaya hai…kareeb aur adhey ghantey me humlog Surat pouch jaayengey…

Aamir: - aapko nahi laagta hai ki, issh train pe koi hamaara peecha kar raha hai…?
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Ishfaq: - acchanaak, itna door aaney ke baad, tumko aisa kyon lag raha hai?

Aamir:- Train Gujarat border pe gushney ke baad hee…ush aadmi ko phone aaney laaga…sab sey ajeeb bath yeh hai ki…jab bhi uska phone aata hai…woh bathroom pe chala jaata hai…aur hum logon ko ghur ghur ke dekhtaa hai…mera sixth sense kahe raha hai ki, yeh toh jaroor hum logon ka peecha kar raha hai…

Ishfaq: - hmm…aisa hai kya…great…thairo hum bhi thoraa bathroom se fresh hokey aatey hai…

Aamir: - Lijiye saab, hum idhaar serious baath bol rahe hai aap ko…aur aap ko majaak sujhta hai…jaayiye fresh hokey aayiye...

Ishfaq:- Hello Arindam ji, main Ishfaq bol raha hoon…main aap ko train ke bathroom se phone kar raha hoon…hum log adhey ghantey ke andar Surat station ghooshney waley hai…

Arindam: - Ha ha ha …aur koi jagah nahi milla tumko? Train ke bathroom se phone kar rahey ho…ha ha ha …

Ishfaq: - Arrey saab, suniye…ek aadmi hum dono ko train pe peecha kar raha hai…Aamir usko shakh kar raha hai…aab ho bhi sakta hai aur nahi bhi…kya kiya jaaye boliye?

Arindam: - Thairo mobile ka speaker on kartaa hoon…yaahaan pe Vaibhav aur Colonel Nana bhi hai.

Ishfaq: - Hello Colonel Nana aur Vaibhav…hum dono ko ek aadmi follow kar raha hai…aab train pe thokungaa toh...bahut baraa issue ban jayega media ke liya…aur terrorist ko pataa chal jaayega humaarey special team ke baarey me…boliye kya kiya jaaye…

Nana: - Sabbash…accha Vaibhav, is there any industrial area, near the station, where hardly there are people on the roads…

Vaibhav:- haan hai…Kolanagar Block, woh Surat station se 15 minutes ka raasta hai by auto…wahan pe ek steel factory hai…jiskey peechey…ek lake hai…wahan koi nahi jaata hai…anti-social area hai…wahan pe aa jao tumlog, ek auto leke…woh bhi jaroor aayega…

Nana: - We will also wait there for you, boss…

Ishfaq: - Thik hai Colonel saab…

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Aamir: - baas, aaa gaya na tu…humhrey peechey…ye le aab goli khaa betey…

Ishfaq:- Kya yaar, tum itna goli kyon waste kartey ho…tum jab ek goli fire kiya , already he was dead, khaamka, aur 5 goliyaan waste kar diya…thoktey samay bhi thoraa cost cutting kiya karo bhaiye…financial recession chal raha hai…

Arindam: - ha ha ha, kya joke maara hai…Ishfaq bhai…aab dekhlo, yeh chokhra hai kaun…uska ID card nikaalo…

Aamir: - iska naam hai…”Sulaiman”, yeh Uttar Pradesh ka rahane wala hai…as per his Voter ID card…iskey purse pe ek cheque bhi hai…Rs. 30,000/- ka…jisme kisi “Zakir D” ka naam hai…

Ishfaq: - accha toh Zakir aab Kashmir chorh ke Uttar Pradesh se operate kar raha hai…yeh Nawaj ka khaash aadmi hai…a wanted Pakistani Terrorist. Colonel Nana, hum log Kashmir kab jaa rahe hai?

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Obama: - We have already sent 17,000 US troops in the Pak-Afghan border to tackle the Taliban forces from entering into Pakistan. So, I hope we have taken the right decision.

Rice: - Oh Yeah…but don’t you think, there is something fishy in it? For around 25 years, Pakistan government has tactfully used these Taliban people to spread terrorism all across the world, and now Taliban are going to attack Pakistan.

Putin: - I think, that is their strategy to attack India. I don’t know what Jintao is planning to do from the north-eastern zone of India. Actually, I never faith in China…

Obama: - Sorry, Putin, I can’t get you. Now, Islamabad is under attack by the Taliban people, so how can they plan for an attack to India.

Sarkozy: - Well, I have the answer. It is just an old strategy of war, which British people used to practice. See, today if Taliban people capture the entire Pakistan administration, then we also know that Taliban will not do any harm to the Pakistani top leaders or the Pakistani locals. Now, there lies the strategy; Taliban will directly attack India, and when you will do the enquiry, Pakistan will say, “Oh! My god, we are just helpless, you see, because we are not attacking, Taliban are attacking. They have captured us also.” So, as a net result, their Jihad operation will be successful.

Putin: - Yes, you are absolutely correct, Sarkozy. Anyway, Obama, please don’t forget that we have signed a nuclear deal with Indian Government. So, it is our duty to help India. Already, from our Russian military side, we have promised them to provide them Air-force helicopters and missiles. But, please beware of China. They are going to give military help to Pakistan.

Rice: - uff, so you people are visioning a 3rd World War…

Obama: - No, this is not the right time for a 3rd World War. If the war starts, then we will totally lose everything. After the World war, Asian countries will gain the momentum; I have no doubt about that.

Sarkozy: - Yes, now you have understood what Bush and Clinton didn’t. Stop the Taliban, otherwise, as a net result, we the super-power countries will be in trouble.

Putin: - Hmm… you are right Sarkozy, directly or indirectly, these terrorists are contributing too much for the cause of Global financial recession. Just thrash them out, Obama. We are with you only.

Obama: - Thanks for the discussion…We will look into this issue. We will take the final decision on this. Thanks.

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Zakir: - Naawaj miyaan, Mere aadmi Sulaiman ko kisi ne thokh diya hai…surat pe...kaun kaun log hai pataa nahi chal raha hai janaab…kuch tahelkaa ya blast karney se koi kaam naahi ho raha hai…

Naawaj:- tumney kabhi talab ke machli ko dekha hai…jab kisi machli ke sarir se hoon nikal taa hai…toh poora talab ka paani laal ho jaata hai…aur automatically talab pe oxygen content ghath jaata hai…waisa hi haal India ka kar do…taah ki talab ka machli chain se saans bhi na le sakey aur mar jaaye…

Zakir: - Samjha naahi maine, janaab…aap kya karna chatey hai…?

Naawaj:- Sabarmati Express pe joh Kar Sevaks safar karega aaj raat ko, ush compartment pe aag laaga do, aur riot laagbaa do…aapney aap talab ka paani laal ho jaayega…Hindu marey ya muslim…humko kya…marega toh akhir Hindustani…bhaiye hum Pakistani log toh riot lagbaa dengey aur majaa dekhengey Islamabad se…

Zakir: - Thik hai janaab, joh hukum aap ka…
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Part – 12

Barkatullah:- Hello Narenji, aapko galat fyaami ho raha hai…aap jaldi issh riot ko bandh kijiye…jinh logon ne train pe aag lagaaya tha…woh log aur koi nahi…Pakistani Terrorrist group se joora hua hai…unh logon ko haamarey aadmi ne maut ka neend sulaa diya hai…now, please stop the riot…

Naren: - Haan, hum logon ko bhi yeh khabar milaa hai…issh riot ke peechey Pakistani terrorist ka hi kaam hai…thik hai Barkatullah ji…agar aapkey aadmi hmhrey aadmi pe attack nahi karega toh...Hum log bhi aap logon ke basti nahi jwalayengey…par yaad rahey…dobaaraa agar aisa koi haadsa hua…toh humlog aap ko hi pakrengey…mera ek request hai ki…aap log ek special team banaaiye apney Hindustani muslim bhaiyo ke lekey…aur jo joh Pakistani Terrorist Gujarat ke andar hai…unh logon ko maartey rahiye…haamara party bhi aap logon ko support karega…agar aap vaada kartey hai ki aap aur aapka aadmi terrorism ke khilaaf larengey.. toh hum bhi vaada kartey hai…riot me jo joh luksaaan hua aap logon ka…hum sab bharh dengey…par Jihad aur terrorism ke khilaaf aap logon ko bhi laarnaaa hogaa, jaise hum log larh rahey hai…

Barkatullah: - Thik hai Naren bhai…allah ke neikh bandey hai hum log…kabhi jhootha vaada nahi dengey…we will also fight against terrorism, aur Pakistani Terrorist logon ko hum zindaa nahi chorhney waley hai…

Naren: - Tab toh thik hai…aaj se Godhra me riot bandh…

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Nana: - So, we are at last at Ompoora Railway Station of Srinagar. Yahaan se sirf 15 minutes jaaney se hi…ek military camp hai…jahaan pe aap logon ka thoraa military training hogaaa…uskey baad we will go in a hidden camp near Tarsar Lake…jo pahalgam pe hai…sirf Subhash ji aa jaatey toh accha hotaa…aab uska bukhaar ho gaya toh kya kar saktey hai…any way, hum paanch log hi kaafi hai…what do you think Arindam ji?

Arindam: - Ha ha ha...toh phir aap hum logon ka strategey samjhey nahi hai…agar sab lok battleground pe aa jayega toh back-end pe kaun rahega aap ko relevant information deney ke liye…Subhashji udhaar se back-end support ka kaam karega…by providing us the information…Venkat toh already IT ka kaam accha hi samaal raha hai…aur raha Madhavi ki baath…she is in her own world of Forensic Investigation…kabhi bhi uski jaroorat par sakta hai hum logon ko…

Nana: - Really, you play a good game of Chess in real –life. These types of strategies are always appreciated by military department…he he he …

Vaibhav: - accha ek baath boliye…yeh Tarsar Lake pe hidden camp toh aap ne laga liya…par terrorist camp hai kahan pe…

Nana:- ush Tarsar lake ke thik 5 km aagey jaakey ek chota forest aata hai…aur ush jagah ka naam hai Lidderwat…wohi pe unh logon ka camp hai…military ka wahaan jaan maana hai..Kyon ki woh Pakistan acquired Kashmir hai…but this special team can really enter…uska unofficial permit hum aap ko dengey…chinta mat kijiye…

Ishfaq: - baah badiya hai…thokh dengey sab ko…

Nana:- nahi tum dono hum logon ke saath nahi aaogey…I have some other master plans…main Vaibhav aur Arindam kareeb 30 ka ek militancy team lekey Lidderwat pe attack karengey…aur tum aur Aamir Rajpura camp se aapna operation suru karogey…tumhara target hai river Poonch ke paas Tulun forest ke ek terrorist camp.

Ishfaq: - Ok, ho jaayega…map de dijiye...aur Vaibhav ji Thanks a lot, for providing a patriotic militancy team.
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Aamir: - ajeeb hai Ishfaq saab, woh 3 logon ke saath ek battalion hai…woh Vaibhavji ka 30 log…aur humlog hai sirf dono…yeh kaisa politics hai…? Hum log minority community se hai naah... isiliye yeh politics kar raha hai…colonel Nana…

Ishfaq: - Hmm…hum ko nahi laagta ki aisa hai…kuch toh plan hai…colonel ke dimaag pe…koi communal baath nahi hai ismey…

Aamir: - aap toh mere baaath ka kab yakeen kartey hai…main boltaa hi rahata hoon…aur aap khaali uska majaak uraatey hai…ha...

Ishfaq: - ab bakwaas bandh karo aur kaam pe dhyaan do…map ke anusaar yehi hai tulun forest…aur uskey ush chorh se suru hotaa hai…Maddarpur village…par ajeeb baath yeh hai ki…map pe jahan pe terrorist ka camp dikhaya gaya hai…wahan pe kuch bhi naahi hai…

Aamir: - Kaise rahegaa…haan kaise rahega…? Bataayie hum ko… colonel Nana ne game khelaa hai hum logon ke saath…samjhey...aap...yeh map poora ka poora jhootha hai…yahaan koi terrorist ka camp nahi hai…

Naseeruddin: - yahaan pe terrorist hai…

Aamir: - yeh awaaz kahan se aaya…

Naseeruddin: - Peechey murhkey dekho…Maddarpur ka maulvi tumharey saamney khaara hai…

Aamir: - yehi…abhi thokh dungaa saaley…maulvi hokey terrorist ban gaye ho tum…sharam nahi aata hai kya?

Naseeruddin: - Aamir janaab aur Ishfaq miyaan…sayed tum yeh nahi jaantey ho ki…issh gaon mein sirf mein he eek akela hundustani hoon jo jindaa hai…Maddarpur pe jitney bhi ghar dekh rahe ho…kisi me bhi koi insaan nahi hai, sab ko maar diya gaya hai…main masjid se kisi bhi tarah bhaagh ke, apna jaan bachaa liya…

Ishfaq: - par aap hai kaun? Hum logon ka naam aap ko kaise pataa chala?

Naseeruddin:- Main hoon Shah, Maulvi Naseeruddin Shah…Colonel Nana Patekar ne pehle hi humko iktilaa de diya thaa issh mobile phone pe…ki aap dono mahaan hastiyaan iddhar aa rahey hai…humko madat karney…

Aamir: - Kaisa madat, jaan na pehchaan, main tera mehmaan, tum ajeeb aadmi ho yaar…

Naseeruddin: - Jyada chillao mat…udhaar dekho…Maddarpur masjid…wahan mein 30 saal se maulvi hoon…aaj Pakistani terrorist o ney usko apna camp bana liya hai…aur charon taraf ….gaon nahi ek kabaar khaana hai…sab Hindustani gaaonwaley ko issi gaon mein dafnaa diya inh logon ne…aab toh mera ek hi makshat hai…inh terrorist o ka laash…

Ishfaq:- aab main samjha…kyon Colonel Nana ne hum dono ko idhaar bhejha hai…agar Vaibhav ji ke party ke log yahaan aatey toh masjid ko hi poora blast kar detey woh log, rocket launcher se…unh terrorist o ko maarney ke liye…

Naseeruddin: - bilkul saahi…yahaan hum ko game aisa khelna hai ki...saap bhi maarey aur lathi bhi naa tutey…ush masjid pe sirf 5 terrorist hai…par joh log hai…sab heavy-weight hai…agar hum 3 log unh 5 logon ko maar detey hai…toh issh Poonch river ke aash paash koi terrorist ka thikana nahi rahega…par thoraa hosiyaar rahena… unh logon ke paas AK 47 or rocket launcher bhi hai…masjid ke peechbaarey sab rakha hua hai…
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Ishfaq: - Dekhiye Naseer miyaan, aaj raat ke andar hi…unh logon ko maar dena hai…kyon ki issh sunsaan aur jungle area main…raat beetaana khatro se khaali nahi hai…

Nasseruddin: - aaj raat ke andar agar tum nahi maar sako gey…toh woh log tumhey maar degaa…kyon ki kaal subah hoteyi issi jungle ke raastey sey aur 10 terrorist ka aane ka khabar hai…

Aamir: - mere dimaag pe ek plan hai…dekhiye binocular se dekhiye…masjid ke saamney wala jo area hai…udhar ek bandaa AK 47 le ke baitha hai…baaki teen baayen taraf baith ke baatein kar raha hai…toh phir zaahir hai ki peechley waley daarwajey pe…sirf ek aadmi hai…usko tapkaaney me kitna time laagega…

Ishfaq: - You are right Aamir, aise bhi Naseer miyaan…masjid ke baaye taraf ek kabar khaana hai…aur yeh jo jungle ke ish taraf se ek raasta hum dekh rahey hai…woh seedha ush kabar khaana ke end point pe jaakey meet karta hai…

Nasseeruddin: - thairo…thoraa ruk jaao…aur 5 minute ke baad…namaaz parney ka time hogaa…ush 10 minute ke andar hum log masjid ke peechbaarey pouch jaayengey aur apna opna position le lengey…namaaz khatam hotey hi…operation successful karna hai…samajh gaye na tum log…

Aamir: - Thik hai, kam ho jaayega…

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Naseeruddin: - Hello!, Colonel Nana, main Naseeruddin bol raha hoon…pataa naahi kis muuh se aap ka sukriya aada kaaroon…aap ka help na milta toh saayed meri beti ka maut ka badla sayed hum kabhi na le paatey…Sukriya Colonel Nana…Sukriya…

Nana:- yeh toh mera farz thaa…par dukkh ki baath yeh hai ki…hum joh duty wardi pehen ke karna chaiyey tha…woh hum Government ke karan kar nahi saktey hai…wardi utaar ke unofficially terrorist ko thokney wala kaam karna parta hai…Ishfaq aur Aamir toh thik hai naah…maine do sher ko bhejha tha aapke wahaan…

Naseeruddin:- haan Ishfaq toh thik hee hai…par Aamir ko thoraa choth aaya hai…thokh tey samay Bruce-Lee type ka kuch acrobatics dikhaney gaya aur daayen haath pe chot lag gaya hai…

Nana: - ha ha ha …woh toh ek stylish Sniper hai…ha ha ha …

Naseeruddin:- Suniye colonel saab, aab humko aapkey team ka jaroorat hai…kaal subah thik 4 baajey 10 terrorist aane waley hai issh masjid pe…unko bhi thoknaa hai ki naaahi…

Nana: - Sabbash, main aah raha hoon apne team ke saath….

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Zakir: - Kya Nawaaj miyaan…aab toh boora haal ho gaya hai hum logon kaa...uddhar Kashmir pe …kareeb 100 terrorist ka laaash kahaan gum ho gaya hai…kisi ko kaano kaan khabar bhi naahi hai…hum log terrorist ko ghusaatey jaa rahey hai…aur pataa nahi woh kahaan vanish ho jaa raha hai…

Nawaaj:- arrey iddhar bhi boora haal hai Pakistan pe…USA waaley Taliban ko bahut maar raha hai…aab toh laagta hai…kuch aur hee plan karna parega…aab suru hogaa “Jungle Jihad” .

Zakir: - yeh kya fundaa hai Nawaaj miyaan…Kaun sa jungle ki baath kar rahey hai aap?
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Part – 15

Kevin: - Good Morning, my Dear Countrymen, today on 26th January 2009, I wish you all a very Happy 21st Australia Day. At this juncture, I might say that, we have come a long way, in these 21 years to establish ourselves as a separate entity from the British people. We have progressed rapidly in all the renowned fields. But, we are visioning to face a real challenge, and that is the global terrorism. As per the information from our Intelligence Bureau, there are many Jihadis, who are infiltrating in northern part of Australia, from Maldives, Indonesia and Papua New Guinea… We need to combat that terrorism. We have already warned those terrorists to leave our country as early as possible; otherwise, we will take rapid encounter action against them.

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Mary: - Mom, today is Saturday, dad will come today?

Kristine: - Ya, of course, after a long 25 days, Dad is going to come today…he will bring beautiful toys for you…

Mary: - Really, my dad is the best daddy of the world…

Kristine: - But, where is Bob?

Mary: - Oh, he has gone to play with his friends inside the jungle playground…

Kristine: - What an irresponsible girl you are? Can’t you take care of your little younger brother? Go and call him. Lunch is ready…just tell him that mom is calling.

Mary: - Ok, mom, I am going to call him…but, what have you cooked in the lunch, today, mom?

Kristine: - First you go and call him, then I will serve the food…just go…

Mary: - Mom, look there, there is a bush fire…Mom, it is approaching rapidly…Bob is burning there and shouting for help…Mom, the fire is approaching…

Kristine: - What are you saying, Mary? Mary! Oh no…Oh! My god...

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Leena: - Hi, this is Leena, and you are watching special news on Australia TV. Today, again there is a bushfire in the Victoria jungle, near Melbourne City…Nearly 209 people have died…and 510 injured. All the wildlife are killed and all the people residing in that area are brutally burnt…

Steve: - Hello Madhavi, I am Steve…do you remember me? We did our Forensic Training from Sydney together…I badly need your help…can you come down to Melbourne? Don’t worry, we will provide the plane fare and ticket.., Just come here…

Madhavi: - Ok, please send me the tickets…

Steve: - I have e-mailed you the URL link and also the .pdf file of the ticket in your name, just take a print out and board the plane by tonight…

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Arindam: - ajeeb hai colonel Nana, abhi abhi Madhavi ka phone aayi thi…woh bol rahi hai ki aaj raat ke flight se woh Melbourne jaa rahi hai, Hum ko bhi do teen din me udhaar aaney ke liye bol rahi hai...Very Strange!!!
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Part – 16

Arindam: - Kya hua Vaibhav ji? Subah hotey hi…aapney inh 3 muslim ladkiyon ko kyon maar diya…arrey aap apna personal gussa nikaal rahey hai kya?

Vaibhav: - Galti ho gaya Arindam ji…kareeb aur 150 terrorists already ghush chukaa hai…issi rastey se…yeh log ladki nahi hai…borkha ke andar sab terrorists hai aur ladka hai…yeh sab…

Arindam: - Main dekh raha hoon, sab ladki hai…aur aap bol rahe hai ki yeh sab ladka hai…
Ishfaq:- nahi nahi…sab mask pehana hua hai dekhiye…haath, pair aur face pe inh logon ka ladkiyon ka mask hai…aab door se dekh key aap ko pataa bhi nahi chalegaa.. ki yeh ladka hai ya ladki…aur borkha bhi pehen rakha hai inh logon ne…aur bhi gumraah karney ke liye..yeh log vanity bag aur ladkiyon ka joota pehen ke aaya hai…

Arindam: - toh Vaibhav ji aap ne kaise pehchaana…inh logon ko…

Vaibhav: - inh logon ka height aur aankh ko dekh key…aap chaaye kitna bhi borkha pehen lo…aankh dekh ke pataa chal jaayega ki aap ladka hai ya ladki…humlog ladkey ko hi thoktey rahey…udhaar ladki ke bhessh me bahut saara terrorist ghush chhoka hai…sayed phir se koi baraa plan hai…unh logon ke dimaag mein…

Nana: - Haan Mr. Arindam, I think you should march towards Australia now…something is very fishy out here…

Aamir: - haan Arindam ji, aaj shaam ke flight se hi…aap Melbourne ke liye rawaana ho jaaiye…

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Steve: - Can you see these pictures? These are of my wife Kristine, my daughter Mary and my little son Bob. They have all died in the bush fire at Victoria jungle…I was just traveling from Sydney to Melbourne in my car, but Police stopped me at the Melbourne crossing, and informed me that, the entire jungle is under fire…all are dead…

Madhavi: - But, that was just an accident…why have you called me then? You can hardly do anything, in case of a natural disaster or accident.

Steve: - This is not an accident, it’s a planned cold blooded “Jungle Jihad”…

Madhavi: - What? I am not getting you…

Steve: - We have investigated in the jungle… A chemical has been used in that jungle…which supports combustion, like a fuel…but, the chemical has no smell...As you were the best Forensic expert in our training institute, so I request you to please examine these samples…and find out actually what chemical they have used…

Madhavi: - Ok, give me two days time…I will research on it…

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Arindam: - Hello Venkat!, now I am going to catch the flight to Australia, from Delhi Airport…can you do one help for me? Your elder sister is already there in Australia, for examining some samples. She called me just a few minutes back…according to her statement, that bush-fire is somehow related to terrorists’ new type of attack, known as “Jungle Jihad”. I request you to track all the Australian Internet communities and social websites…
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Part – 17

Naawaj: - kya baath hai…Dr. Zorabiaan…maan gaye bhai aap aur aapke chemical ko…ussh chemical ke jariye…aap toh jungle tabaah kar de rahey hai…aur woh jungle ka aag big cities pe aatank paydaa kar degaa…aap Australia pe joh dhamaal kiye hai naah…waisa hi aapko Hindustan ke dry forest o me karna hai…humney toh already 150 ke kareeb terrorist saarey Hindustan me ghushaa diya hai…

Dr. Zorabiaan: - haan haan janaab, already hum log woh chemicals ko send kar diya hai…woh sayed do teen dino mein hi…Chennai port pe pouch jaayega…aab hamaara “Jungle Jihad” successful ho ke hi rahega…

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Madhavi: - My goodness…what a chemical this is…it is made of several protons of Uranium…mixed with Potassium Carbonate and Sulphuric acid…The characteristics of this chemical is similar to the chemical “Aristoxynite”, which was banned by the French Government in 2006.

Steve: - Well, in French Laboratory, it was “Dr. Zorabiaan”, who made that chemical and he was also jailed in France for 2 years… But, after coming out of jail, according to police sources, he is now working under “Harkat-ul-Ahiri”, the dangerous terrorist group.

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Venkat:- Hi Arindam, nice to meet you at Melbourne…I came here yesterday only…We have tracked a suspicious guy, whose name is Dr. Alfred D,Costa, and he resides in a flat of Highland Estate in “E” Pier town of Craigieburn district, which is around 48 km from Melbourne… Meet this man; he is “Allan”…the Melbourne Encounter Specialist…. His encounter specialist team will help us to arrest that Dr. Alfred D, costa…

Arindam: - Well, that is ok, but why are you suspecting him?

Venkat:- I have hacked all his secret messages sent via their internal terrorist portal…there it was clearly mentioned that, they are going to use a chemical “Aristoxynite”, to burn all the dry forests of India…and then they will start attacking the big cities from the jungles only, like Veerappan used to do from Bandipur forest…They also have plans to kill all the jungle tribes and naxalite leaders, by burning the forest…already a ship has started its journey from Sydney towards Chennai port, with 200 samples of that chemical…The name of that ship is “Pied Piper”…

Arindam: - Hello Subhash ji, Chennai port pe ek ship aa raha hai,Australia se…naam hai “Pied Piper”…uspe kuch chemicals jaa raha hai…jo 3 saal pehley France Government ne banned kiya tha…kisi pe tarah se...Woh maal ko aap Chennai tak hee rok dijiye…nahi toh jungle o me tabaahi maach jayegaa…

Subhash: - Already Madhavi ne ussh chemicals ke baareme hum ko bol diyaa hai…humney home minister se baath kiye hai…woh India ke sabhi Forest officers aur Chief Minister o ko bol diya hai ki woh alert rahey…aur toh aur sabhi naxalite leaders ko bol diya gaya hai ki…if you can kill the terrorist in jungles, then you will be rewarded…par ek boorah khabar hai…zakir aur uskey saathi Nusrat, Khaiju aur jamaluddin aab ek saath operate kar rahe hai Delhi se…already Ishfaq is dead…

Arindam: - kya bol rahe hai aap?

Subhash: - haan…Ishfaq aapne Old Delhi ke ghar mein gaya tha…apni beti ka janam din maana ney…ussi raat ko woh flight pakar ne ke liye airport ke taraf aa raha tha…kisi ne uskey gaari me usko aur uskey driver ko thokh diyaa…samajh hi saktey ho ki Zakir aap Aamir ke upar haamlaa karega…Aamir is now in Mumbai…
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Part – 18

Musharraf:- arrey Nawaj miyaan, aap ka TV set on kijiye…aur dekhiye…aap ka Dr. Zoraabian apney aap ko goli maarke sucide kar liya…bade hi shaan se rahe raha thaa Australia pe, as Dr. Alfred D’Costa…aab Australian Police ne encounter kya kiya…woh toh gaya kaam se…aab kya hogaa? Idhaar Taliban ka bhi toh fuse down ho gaya hai…itna maar khaaney ke baad, USA waalon se…

Nawaaj: - Chinta naa karey…janaab…already Zakir, Jamaluddin aur Khaiju…Chennai port se woh chemicals ka sample le legaa…aaaj hi… uskey baad hogaa tahelka, dhamaaka har ek jungle pe…

Musharraf:- Udhaar USA walon ne Taliban leader Azhar ko maar diya hai…aab aap ka hacker toh gaaya…aab dekhiye aap ka Zaakir aur uskey aadmi kitna kuch kar saktaa hai…?

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Aamir: - aaney do ush saalon ko… Zakir aur uskey saathi ko… yehi pe thokh dengey saalon ko…

Vaibhav: - tumhara yehi ek problem hai…har baath pe gussa ho jaatey ho…thandey dimaag se laarna hai yahaan pe…yahaan Colonel Nana, Arindam aur Ishfaq nahi hai…hum dono ko hi... karna hogaa poora encounter. Information ke anusaar, issh Chennai port ke gudaam se ek truck niklegaa…joh Ramnagar se highway pakregaa…Delhi jaaney ke liye…humlog Kharakvasla se apna truck start karengey…aur unh logon ke truck ke saath collide karkey thokh denaa hai… information milaa hai ki sirf chaar aadmi hai…Zakir, Khaiju, Jamaluddin aur...? arrey yeh 4th aadmi kaun hai ?

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Jamaluddin: - Zakir bhai, kisi ko kaano kaan khabar bhi nahi chala ki chemical hum logon ke paas hai…haan Dr. Zorabiaan mar gaya hai.. yeh alaag baath hai…par issh chemical se tahelka machaa dengey humlog…

Zakir:- Phir bhi koi risk nahi lena chatey hai hum…gaari 60 Km/hr pe chalaao…jaldi highway pakar lo…

Khaiju: - arrey woh dekho Zakir bhai…ek truck hamaara peecha kar raha hai…tej chalayiye…

Vaibhav: - Aamir bhaya…tyre ko target karkey goli chalao…raasta sunsaan hai…raat ke ek baajey koi naahi aayega iddhar…chalao goli…

Jamaluddin: - arrey bhai…peechey ka tyre puncture kar diyaa…saalon ne…Khaiju attack karo unko…

Aamir: - Get down Vaibhav, woh log goli chaala raha hai…

Vaibhav: - Tere seat ke peechey do hand grenade rakha hua hai…ek chorh de udhaar…

Zakir:- ei tu nikaal jaah yeh ek bakshaa le key…issh jungle ke raaste se…uddhaar se old Hyderabad pouch jaana …hum tere se baad me mulaakat kar lengey…aa jao Jamaluddin…aab unh logon ko majaa chakhaatey hai…Khaiju ko unh logon ne maar hee diya hai…

Vaibhav: - Ei Aamir, tum ko Colonel Nana “Stylish Sniper” kahe key bulaata tha naa…aaj proof karkey dikhao…ke tum saahi me sniper ho…sirf do goli me do laash giraa ke dikhaao...Woh bhi issi distance se…

Aamir:- woh toh ho jaayega… par tum apnaa sirh ko seat ke taaley dabaagey rakho…koi bhi goli nahi chalao…unh logon ko firing karney do…hum mauka dekhge maar dengey….thora patience rakho…

Vaibhav: - abbey saala... tum toh champion ho bhai…do goli se maar diya dono ko…par ek problem hai…aur ek aadmi tha…jo ek baksha le ke bhaga hai…yahaan box no. 1, 2 and 4 hai…where is the No. 3 box of that Chemical? Kaun hai woh chautha aadmi? Kaun sa jungle pe woh tabaahi karney walaa hai…Shit Yaar…nikaal gaya saalaa…
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Part-19

Vaibhav: - Hello Arindam ji, aap abhi kahaan pe hai…aap ka flight Chennai airport pe land kiya hai ki naahi?

Arindam:- haan haan, abhi 10 minute pehle, main, Madhavi aur Venkat Chennai airport pe land kiyaa hoon…accha lo Madhavi tum logon se kuch baath karna chati hai mobile pe…

Madhavi: - Hello Vaibhav!, tonight at 12 midnight, it will be my 27th birthday. So, you and Aamir are coming to my residence to have a gala time at my birthday party.

Vaibhav: - arrey yeh bhi koi kahaney ki baath hai Madhavi ji…hum pouch jaayengey…Many many happy returns of the day…

Aamir: - aaj kiska birthday hai?

Vaibhav: - Madhavi ji ki…lo aab mobile se wish kar do…

Aamir: - Madhavi ji, main Aamir, wishes you a very happy birthday…we will just rock tonight…we are coming…

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Arindam: - baah tumhari birthday party ko bahut acchi tarah se sajaayi hai tumney…kya baath hai…

Madhavi: - Thanks…

Arindam: - bahut acchi dikh rahi ho tum, aaj issh blue sarees me…hai ram…maine kabhi notice nahi kiya ki tum itni sundar ho?

Madhavi: - baash, suru ho gaye naah tum…abhi aur kuch mat bolo…chup raho…dad sun lengey toh... tum toh gaye kaam se…bhool gaye kya hua tha…when you were in class XI…uuh…?

Arindam: - Ok, tum doosrey logon ka khayal rakho…udhaar main Vaibhav aur Aamir se gappey maarta hoon…

Aamir: - aarey aayiye aayiye…aap ka hi kaami tha…toh woh chemical ke characteristics ke baareme kuch pataa chala aap ko?

Arindam: - haan woh Madhavi ne ush chemical ke upar, ek zabardast report banaayi hai…hum rakhey hai woh report aapne paas…

Vaibhav: - woh accha Madhavi ji ne banaayi hai woh report…accha…accha…tab toh aap sambhaal ke rakhengey hee woh report…ha ha ha …after all, aap toh uskey woh hai naah ?

Arindam: - nahi nahi aisa koi baath naahi hai…we are just good friends…hum log bachpan se ek hi locality me the…at Kolkata…phir uskey dad ka retirement ho gaya… woh chali aayi…Chennai me…phir pataa nahi kudrat ne phir hamaraa mulaakat karba diya at Mumbai…ajeeb hai yeh life…

Aamir:- Hmm, ajeeb hai…sahi bola aapney…hum toh kuch aur hee sochey the…aur kuch aur hee niklaa…khair…dil aapka, pyar aapka, zimmedaari bhi aapka hi hai…

Arindam: - Kya matlab?

Vaibhav: - aah, Aamir bhai…tum bahut jyaada sochtey ho aur boltey ho…accha Arindam ji, ek aadmi chemical le ke bhaagh gaya hai Hyderabad ke taraf? Aab woh kaun hai…kisi ko bhi kuch khabar nahi hai…
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Part – 20

Tina: - Hello Viewers, you are watching Australia TV News. Today, the hot story is that the famous Forensic Researcher “Steve Johnson” has been murdered in his own laboratory, last night. As per the Police investigation, they are suspecting that, the killer was in search for a report. You can see this last page of Steve’s Diary…here it is clearly written that, he and his friend Madhavi has created a fabulous report, on a chemical “Aristoxynite”.

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Vaibhav: - Good morning, Arindam ji, abhi bhi kaal ke party ka hangover hai kya? aap ne subah ka akhbaar dekhaa hai ki naahi…Steve Johnson has been murdered in his own house for that chemical only…aaj shaam ko baith tey hai…Marina Beach pe…wahaan hum teen o discuss karengey woh chemicals aur next game plan ke upar…

Arindam: - Ok, done… accha abhi phone rakhtaa hoon…Madhavi is calling me…

Vaibhav: - Ok, raat ko Marina Beach pe miltey hai phir…bye…

Arindam: - Haan bolo Madhavi…Whatt! What are you saying? Par kaise hua? How? I am coming within 15 minutes…I am coming….

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Nasheed: - Hello!, Musharraf miyaan…Salaam alekum…

Musharraf:- alekum salaam Nasheed miyaan…aapney toh kamaal hee kar diya…sunah hai ki Indian Government Maldives ke students o ko India me studies ka permit de diyaa hai…laagta hai aab toh samay aa gaya hai ki…Bangladesh ke baad, aap ke Maldives pe hi hamaara terrorist ka aur ek hub jaldi hee tayiaar ho jayega…

Nasheed: - jaroor Musharaf miyaan, already hum logon ne Australia pe jihad dheere dheerey suru kar rahe hai…idhaar se hum log Chennai pe apna base ground banana chahtey hai…kyon ki woh najdeek hai…already Feroz ko toh hum log Australia se Chennai me bhejh diyaa tha…ussh “Pied Piper” ship se…aur toh aur, Bangladesh border se bhi hum log dheere dheere terrorist ko ghusha rahe hai…West Bengal border se…already Khaleda aur Hasina ne bhi green signal de diya hai…sirf aap log abhi aisa game kheliya India ke saath ki, unh logon ko kisi bhi tarah se Bangladesh ke upar koi shaqh na ho…ulta unh ko yeh laagey ki Bangladesh unkey support me hain…aur agar aisa ho gaya toh…phir hum asaani se Kolkata ko apna safe hide-out banaa lengey…aur wahi se…ahistha ahistha…South Asian Jihadi militant ko India me ghushbaa dengey…

Musharraf: - baah kya plan hai aap kaa… maan gaye aapke brain ko…accha yeh Feroz wahi ladka hai naa…jiskey paas ussh Chemicals ka ek baksha hai…woh aab hain kahan pe…?

Nasheed:- Woh aab, old Delhi pe chupaa hua hai…kyon ki Police ne already uska ek sketch banaa chukaa hai…aur news paper pe daal diya hai…abhi Ashraful aur Rafiq poora kaam sambhaal raha hai…Ashraful ne Steve ka murder kar diya hai…udhaar Chennai me Rafiq ne Madhavi bolkey ek Forensic expert ke ghar pe attack toh kiya tha…par woh report nahi milaa…ultaa apna jaan bachaaney ke liye…Madhavi ke baap ko goli maar key bhaagh gaya woh…abhi Hyderabad pe chupa hua hai…aaj shaam ke flight se Ashraful Australia se Hyderabad airport pe land karega…

Musharraf: - Akhir ussh report pe hai kya?

Nasheed: - Ush report pe chemicals bananey ka poora procedure diya hua hai…and we want that report badly…
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Part – 21

Vaibhav: - aab pataa nahi kitney logon ka aur laash girnaa baaki hai…aap woh report dikhaiye…let us see, what is there?

Arindam: - I am not so expert in chemistry…that too of Hydrocarbons…see here…all the formulas and procedure are given…as per the instruction, this chemical has no smell at all…and it is more powerful than petrol and diesel…it can lit up fire in the jungle, if there are stormy or dry air…This chemical can be used in any type of forests.

Aamir: - TV set pe dekhiye…we are already late…fire toh suru ho chukaa hai…already Bharathpur Bird sanctuary ek taraf se aag faahel raha hai…agar yeh aur pahal tha rahaa toh it can create trouble to either Agra or Delhi…Sambhalpur aur Nagarjuna sagar ke ek portion pe aag toh lagaa hai…par they are under control now…dekho dekho, yeh report choro aur niklo apna apna guns le key…saalon ko thokhtey hai.. jungle pe jaa ke…

Arindam: - ek minute ek minute…very fishy…nichey ka headlines dekho…Andhra Pradesh ke top naxalite leader has surrendered…aur reason pe bol raha hai ki…usko pakar ne ke liye…police ek ke baad ek naxalite ko maar raha tha jungle me…aur woh nahi chahta hai ki uskey liye uska aadmi ka laash girey…

Vaibhav: - haan toh isme fishy kya hai…Police toh already kar hi raha hai aapna operation…

Aamir: - Nahi…Police aisa koi operation nahi kar raha hai…kuch toh garbaar hai…agar terrorist log jungle pe dheerey dhereey ghush raha hai…toh iskaa matlaab hai…3 cities pe woh simultaneously attack kar saktaa hai…anytime…and that is Mumbai, Bangalore and Hyderabad…Sambalpur, Nagarjuna Sagar agar kabjey pe aa jayega toh…Bandipur bhi woh dhakhal kar legaa…

Arindam: - hmm…humko laagta hai ki tum saahi bol rahey ho…abhi bhi time hai…uska plan hum fail kar saktey hai…ek baksha chemical se koi bhi jungle woh log burn nahi kar sakega…iska matlab hai…they want this report…I am sorry, my dear Madhavi, we really appreciate your good research…but we have to burn this report, otherwise there will be a massive “Jungle Jihad”. Wait, let me burn this report.

Vaibhav: - are you sure that, it has no other duplicate copy?

Arindam: - Yes, I am? Chalo kaam ho gaya… now there are no chemicals to burn the jungle…the only thing we have to do is to gun down the terrorists who are slowly and steadily entering our jungles…

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Subhash: - Hello! Raghav, Subhasji bol raha hoon…please declare high alert on every cities and the adjoining jungles….we have information that at least 45 terrorists have entered the jungle…just start searching and gun them down…Home minister se baath ho gaya hai…abhi 5 minutes ke andar tumaharey table pe fax pouch jaayega…

Raghav: - Yes, Subhashji, I have already received it…

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Rajasekhar: - Hello Balaji, Hyderabad jail pe koi taqleef toh nahi ho raha hai naah…tum ne apney aap ko surrender kar diya hai thik hai…that’s sounds good…election pe mera hee fayada hogaa… par ek request hai…aapney naxalite group ko information de do…ki koi bhi terrorist dikhey toh unko goli maar ke sullaadey…They are in a mood to burn our jungles to make their own terrorist hub there…
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Part – 22

Narayan: - Oye Ramesh, our leader Balaji has sent a letter to us.

Ramesh: - Ok, just read it and tell us, what is written there?

Narayan: - It is written here that, some terrorists have infiltrated in our Nagarjuna Sagar jungle…and they are planning to burn our jungles…So, Balaji garu has ordered us, to gun down those terrorists as early as possible. But, please fight against them very tactfully, as they are all having AK 47.

Deepak: - aag kish elaakay me lagaa hai? Already 5 tigers are killed…let us first consult with the forest officer of this jungle, Mr. Kuppuraja. Wohi hum logon ko help kar saktaa hai…ish time me…

Ramesh: - Ok, let us go to the forest department office.

Narayan: - Hello Mr. Kuppuraja, how are you? Just read this letter and then we will have a discussion about how to gun down the terrorist.

Kuppuraja: - Hmm…it is a very serious issue…ok, come inside, I have a plan…look at this map, the terrorists are hiding themselves in the areas between Addanki and Nizvud forest… adjacent to the Nizvud forest is our forest base camp, i.e in Chimmiribanda….there was fire yesterday in the Addanki area. So, it is evident that, they are residing near Nizvud only, and from there they will march towards the jungle of Phirangipuram, where the wildlife is less, and it’s a dense forest. So, we will attack them from Chilakalurupet and Nizvud.

Narayan: - ussey fayada kya hogaa? Matlab aap Nagarjuna dam ke taraf se attack kyon nahi kar rahey hai...?

Kuppuraja: - nahi agar hum straight forward unko attack karengey toh…there is a chance that they will hide themselves in the jungle islands near the dam…par hum agar wohi islands se attack karengey toh…they have only one way to go, that is Nagarjuna Sagar Dam…wahaan pe poora police force tayiyaar rahega…unh logon ko thokhney ke liye...so let’s go now…

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Deepak: - Ei Narayan, time kitna hua?

Narayan: - it is now 11.30 PM…Can you see their camp…

Deepak: - I can see only one camp behind that bush…maybe, others are also there…

Narayan: - Just give an alarm call like a deer….our entire naxalite force are hiding on the trees…After hearing our call, they will start the archery. Let the terrorists pay full attention to their arrows, and we will gun them down from here only…from the backside of the camp…

Deepak: - That’s great, I am giving the alarm.

Maidul: - ei , Chisti, laagta hai ki jungle ke tribal people ne hum par hamlaa kiya hai…sab camp se bahar niklo aur goli se bhoondh dalo sab ko…

Narayan: - lo aab daainey chorh se…Police force bhi aa gaya hai…now start the firing... They will be cornered and gunned down from 3 sides.

Kuppuraja: - Yes, all the terrorists are gunned down…great job...Par ek baath, media ko yeh khabar kisibhi tarah se pataa nahi chalna chaaiye…yeh sab laash gum kar do…aur dooosre jungle le logon ko alert kar do…
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Part – 23

Vaibhav: - accha, Arindam ji, are you damn sure that, there is no other copy of this chemical report. They have taken the print out of this report from a soft copy. The question is where that soft copy is, and if it exists also, we need to delete that completely.

Arindam: - Yes, you are right, Vaibhav, let me call Madhavi on her cell phone. Hello Madhavi!

Venkat: - Hello, ya Arindam ji, well didi ki tabiaat kuch thik nahi hai…she is sleeping now…is there any urgent need?

Arindam: - Ok, not an issue, I will talk to her later…

Venkat: - Well, didi ne boli thi... ek baath aap se bolney ke liye…that the laptop of “Steve Johnson” is missing, and there exists the .pdf and .docx file of that chemical report. But, the folder has been kept locked by the software “Folder Lock 9.1”. But, the main concern is, is it still in the secure hands, because the terrorists are also expert in hacking.

Arindam: - My goodness, do you have any idea, who could have taken that laptop?

Venkat: - No, not at all…but, the special Encounter specialist of Melbourne city, Mr. Allan, has got one personal diary from Steve’s jacket. Maybe, that diary can help us, to hack the password of that laptop. But, before that, please try to find out, who killed Steve Johnson, and where is his laptop, at present…

Arindam: - Thik hai… let us see what we can do? Abhi phone rakh raha hoon…tumharey didi ko bolnaa, ke shaam ko ekbaar humko call karey…bye…

Vaibhav: - kya bola Madhavi ji ne?

Arindam: - uski tabiaat kharap hai…she is sleeping now…

Aamir: - What what? Uski tabiaat thik nahi hai…and you are here? Ek baath saach saach bolengey aap? Kya aap sachmuch ussey pyar nahi karte hai?

Arindam: - jhooth nahi boloonga…when I was in class XI, I wrote her a love letter and kept it in her study table. But, unfortunately, her father read that letter and got furious….baaprey baap, kyaa daant parah tha humko…humhrey ghar aa ke Head Master ke tarah lecture de ke chala gaya…par Madhavi bhi mast ladki thi…mere ghar chuph chup ke chali aati thi..seedha school se…kabhi kabhi coaching classes bhi bunk maar diya karthi thi… mere maa ka haathon ka banaa aam ka achaar khathi thi…bahut shararti thi woh aur studious bhi…maine usko kitna baar propose kiya hoon…par woh bolti thi…abhi toh humlog class XI me hai…we are just friends now…baad me sachungi yeh sab pyar ki baatein…phir uske papa ka retirement ke baad woh chali gayi Chennai…aur main college me Taslima ke saath pyar kar baitha…but, still I have some love for Madhavi, only that thing I can confirm…par woh toh mujhey pyar nahi karti hai? Aab isme mera kya kasoor?

Vaibhav:- he he he ...kabhi kabhi sochta hoon ki ,aap ko Intelligence Bureau me kaam kaise mil gaaya…yeh lijiye…Madhavi ji ke personal diary joh hum aur Aamir ne unki birthday party me uski study room se chura liya hai…just go through it and you will understand, how much she loves you…woh jab se aap ko Mumbai me dekhi hai…tab se uski friendship pyar me badal gayi hai…aab becahri kya kare…chennai jaaney ke baad, aap ke ek hee tasveer se uski pyar jo ho gayi thi…shaadi kar lijiye…samjhey aap…uski tabiaat apne aap thik ho jaayegi…

Arindam: - Hmm…dekhtey hai…arrey mere inbox pe ek mail aaya hai…Colonel Nana is in Kolkata and he is saying that Feroz has been gunned down, but Ashraful and Rafiq are in Kolkata with Steve’s laptop…
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Part-24

Nana: - Ei, Mr. Sniper, where are you?

Aamir: - Well, we have just landed at the Dumdum airport, just now…tell us colonel, where to meet you?

Nana:- Already I have sent an SMS on Arindam’s mobile, regarding the address, so, he will take care of that, don’t worry…I am in Babubazaar of Khidderpore area…

Aamir: - Ok, Colonel Nana, we will be there within 1 hour…

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Ashraful: - Rafiq miyaan…abhi abhi tum train se Delhi ke liye rawaana ho jaao…tum ko issh Friday ko Samjhautha express pakar ke Pakistan mein ghoosh jaana hai…udhaar Taliban ka expert hackers hai…joh yeh laptop ka password hack kar legaa… aur woh chemicals ka report, hamaarey kabjey me hogaa…aaj Wednesday hai…thik 4 PM pe Rajdhani Express choregaa Howrah Station se…yeh lo ticket aur abhi nikaal jaao…hamaara jihad kayam rahey…

Rafiq: - Jaroor Ashraful miyaan…chaltey hai…

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Venkat: - Ei didi, Arindam ne phone kiya tha…woh aaj Kolkata chala gaya… khabar aaya hai ke…Steve Johnson ka laptop Kolkata pe hai…tum soh rahi thi…isiliye nahi jagaaya tumko…

Madhavi: - Thik hai…baad me main ussey baath kar loongi…accha tuney mera diary aur album liya hai kya? Mere study room me toh thi…kahan gayi woh sab…?

Venkat: - tumhari diary hai…tum jaano…anyways, I have to go…I have an appointment at Marina Beach…Savita is waiting for me…bye…

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Nawaaj: - kya hua, tum logon ne hamaarey ek hoonhaar reporter ko maar diya hai…aur bhi tahelka macha diya hai yeh issue…

Lakhvi: - Kya karoon Nawaj saab, woh reporter bahut jyaadaa hee sach likh de raha tha…humhrey upar…aab toh aap ka yeh Rafiq ke pass joh laptop hai…wahi…se humlog woh chemicals ka report le ke…jungle o me tahelka machayengey…

Nawaaj: - woh aayega Pakistan me Friday night ko… par bahut boora haal hai…lagbhaag sabhi terrorist ko maar diya gaya hai... India me…heavyweight terrorist o me se sirf Rafiq aur Ashraful zindaa hai…

Lakhvi: - Chintaa naa kare…hamaara jihad kayam rahega…Khuda hafees…

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Nana: - This is the address of Ashraful; in Metiabruz area of Kolkata….The address is S-99, Haji Motihur Rahman Road, which lies between Gazi Para and Halder Para masjid lane. We have to enter that area, in the disguise of a Muslim people. We don’t want anyone to get the information, that we have killed Ashraful and Rafiq, at least not to the West Bengal government and its media, then there will be a panic in Kolkata, which can be tactfully utilized by Bangladeshi terrorists in the West Bengal border areas…so, we will go for a cold-blooded murder…
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Part-25

Madhavi: - Hello! Arindam, where are you? At Kolkata?

Arindam: - arrey haan haan…bolo tabiaat kaisi hai tumhaari? Main toh kaal phone kiya thaa tumko…Venkat ne bola ki tumhaari tabiaat kuch thik naahi hai…aab toh thik ho naa?

Madhavi: - Well, everything is fine…but I am feeling lonely here…you have become more matured Arindam…Nowadays you don’t flirt with me…as you used to do in your school days…

Arindam: - But you are still immature…for your kind information, tumhari diary mere paas hai…agar tum mujhey itni pyar karti ho…toh jab maine propose kiya thaa…tab reject kyon kiye the…

Madhavi:- tab mujhey sacchi me pataa nahi thi…pyar hoti kya cheez hai…jab tumsey door aa gaaye hum…tab tumhare yaad aati thi mere ko…aur jab Mumbai pe phir se mulaakat hua tumse…tab toh tumhara kisi taslima naam ke ladki ke saath affair tha…kaise bolti main…abhi ek baar bol ke toh dekho…woh 3 letters…

Arindam: - Ok dear, I love you…aab toh khush ho naa…aab sunoh aaj Kolkata pe encounter ke baad, I will come down to Chennai…aab hum dono ka koi parents toh hai naahi, sab hee mar chukey hai…toh marriage ka date hum hee logon ko fix karna hai…samjhey ki naahi…accha, again I need to confirm…do you love me?

Madhavi: - Yes, yes, meri jaan, I also love you, dear. I will wait for you, here in Chennai…bye bye…

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Nana: - abhi time kya hua hai…?

Aamir: - 3.30 AM, Colonel Nana…

Nana: - Good…Ashraful issi building pe hai...Vaibhav aur Arindam, aap log ussh pipe se issh building ke thik 3rd floor ke balcony pe chaley jaayiye…Main aur Aamir issh pipe se jaah rahey hai…

Arindam: - Vaibhav, ek baar dekho toh window se jhakh ke…kya haal hai?

Vaibhav: - do aadmi hai bistaar pe …aur ek bandaa internet kartey kartey…usshi computer ke kursi me hee so gaya hai…

Nana: - yeh loh…aab ussh khirki se yeh gas spray kar do…sab apne apne naak me rumaal baandh lo…kyon ki yeh chloroform gas hai…unh logon ko behossh karney ke liye…

Arindam: - Ok, done, now what?

Nana: - aab gloves pehen lo…aur yeh syringes paakro…just pierce this syringe to their body…bassh kaam khatam…issey English me kahatey hai ‘killing by poisonous injection…’

Aamir:- thik hai…teen o ko hee humney maut ka neend sulaa diya hai…par isme se Ashraful aur Rafiq kaun hai…aur toh aur where is that laptop?

Arindam: - yeh aadmi joh computer pe Internet kar raha tha…yehi Ashraful hai…iska mailbox khula hua hai…aur id dekhiye iski,
Haji.Ashraful@aljayed.com, aur iskey sent items pe ek mail hai, jisme likha hua hai ke…Thursday thik 11 PM ko woh Steve ka laptop le ke…Samjhauta Express se Islamabad reach karega Friday ko…the mail has been sent to the email id: - Jihadi_Pakistani@ulhaq.com. It is a group email id of all the Pakistani Jihadis…
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Part – 26

Nana: - yeh ‘woh’ kaun hai? The other guy must be Rafiq…ok, guys, let us get out of this place as soon as possible…sab apne apne muslim topi pehen lo…tum log joh kurta pehen ke aaye ho…wohi aab tumharey kaam aayega…Aamir, tum saamney ka darwaaja kholo…aur aise niklo jaise ki hum log subah ka namaaz parney ja rahe hai…paaswaley masjid pe…halder para masjid ke paas, Khidderpore ke police Inspector Sanjeeb Roy, apna personal car le ke khara rahega…wahi se hum seedha uskey ghar ko jaayengey…at Ballygunge Phari…

Aamir: - Saahi main, maan gaye aaj…ki aap ek colonel hai…har ek plan aap ka ekdum systematic rahata hai…chaliye…nikaal te hai yahaan se…

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Pranab: - We have tolerated a lot…now; everything has its tolerance limit. We are sorry to say, that we have given enough chance to the Pakistan Government to take serious action against the terrorists who are causing serial blasts in cities and deadly attacks like the 26/11 incidents in Mumbai. But, after the serial blasts in Saharanpur area of Uttar Pradesh and the Madurai temple of Tamil Nadu yesterday, we have decided to declare a war against them. From tomorrow onwards, our military forces will enter the Pak acquired Kashmir, to thrash out the terrorists’ camp. In this Parliament session, if our opposing party wants to oppose our decision, then they are always welcome.

Laloo: - hum Pranab ke issh bold decision ko support kartey hai…agar issh parliament me koi MLA ya MP issh decision ka birodh karta hai toh...woh Bharat mataa ka santaan nahi hai…ab hum dekhtey hai…kaun hai woh log, joh Indian nahi hai…humhrey poora bihar ek jot hoke Pakistan ke khilaaf jung ke ayelaan karta hai…

Advani: - Yes, our party is also with you Pranab…We badly need a war against Pakistan; otherwise they will not learn a lesson…

Mr. Sansani: - jee haan…mere darshak o…abhi abhi aap ne dekha ki kaise kaal Parliament me, Bharat sarkaar ne Pakistan ke khilaaf jung ka ayelaan kiya hai…kya hogaa aaj? Kya Indian army har ek Pakistani terrorist ko maar paayega…kya strategy aapnaaya hai…Indian military forces ne…kya issh war ke liye…Indo-American relation pe kuch asar parega...? dekhtey yeh sab report…haamare program “Sansani” me, par ek commercial break ke baad…

Nana: - Sabbash, Government ne aaj accha decision liya hai…aab apna TV set bandh kar dijiye Inspector Sanjeeb…aur ek help kar dijiye…hum teen o ka flight ka ticket ka bandobast kar dijiye to Delhi Airport…

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Naveen: - Namastey Subhashji…Rafiq ko humne trace kar liya hai…woh abhi Rajdhani Express pe safar kar raha hai…lagbhagh…kareeb 7 AM ko woh pouch jaayega Delhi Station…

Subhash: - Tum log uske mobile phone se trace kar liya hai kya? Hum ko khabar milla hai ke woh Rajdhani Express ke train pe safar kartey samay Lakhvi naam ka koi shaksh ko phone kiya tha…but, when the train entered the Uttar Pradesh, we were unable to trace his mobile…it means that, he has another mobile phone…from which he is in contact with Islamabad…abhi abhi Colonel Nana ka SMS aaya hai ki woh log Delhi ke liye rawaana ho raha hai…flight se…now it is 6 AM, hmmm….agar woh log 6.30 ka flight pakar ta hai Kolkata se, then they will reach Delhi Airport at around 9 AM, jahaan ki Samjhauta Express Delhi se choregaa 8.30 AM ko…

Naveen: - Problem yeh hai ki, kisi ko Rafiq ka holiyaa pataa nahi hai...aur woh kis bhesh me jaa raha hai…woh bhi pataa karna muskil hai…aab toh jo karna hai…Colonel Nana hee karengey…dekhtey hai…kya hotaa hai?
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Part – 27

Sanjeeb: - Lijiye, yeh hai aap teen o ka flight ticket to Delhi Airport.

Nana: - aap ka aur ek halp chaiye mere ko… can you call “Gopal Mitra”, here at your house, now. We just have around 30 minutes in our hand…Arindam, just call Venkat, and tell him to hand over the phone to their home servant Nagraj.

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Arindam:- ek minute thairo…Nagraj…I am putting the mobile phone on speaker mode…what you have to do is that, just keep on describing the appearance of that person, who killed your master on that night…

Nagraj: - Ok sir, not a problem.

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Gopal: - Yes, here we have made a rough sketch of “Rafiq”, about how he looks like. As per the statement of Nagraj, he has a stray mark at his left cheek, as if someone has injured him with a razor…As he looks like a Afghani…it will be very easy for him to take a disguise of a foreigner…See, I have done my level best to make a sketch of this person. Now, wish you all Best of Luck…chalta hoon…

Nana:- Thanks Mr. Gopal, aap ka bahut taarif sunah tha, that you are expert in making sketches of criminals, aaj aankhon ke saamney dekh bhi liyaa… Thanks a lot…

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Aamir: - Now it is 9.05 AM, we have landed at the Delhi Airport…now what Colonel Nana?
Nana: - udhaar dekho…

Vijay: - Sastriyakaal sirji, main hoon Vijay Singh…welcome to Delhi…aap logon ne Kolkata se joh Rafiq ka sketch fax kar ke bhejha thaa humhrey Delhi Headquarter pe …woh humney dekha hai…uske baad humney issh picture ka photo le liya aapne camera mobile se, aur samjhauta express ke andar jitney bhi Railway staff hai sab ko yeh sketch, picture message kar diya gaya hai…Now, they are searching for that man... I am hoping to get the response within half an hour…

Arindam: - baap re baap...kaun kambaqt kahata hai…sardar ka dimag nahi hai…yeh toh humse bhi aagey nikaal gaya…apna mobile phone se hee, Rafiq ka sketch…sab ko send kar diya…

Vaibhav: - isiliye toh ek Sardar humhrey desh ka Prime Minister hai…ha ha ha …

Vijay: - aayiye aap log issh Sonalika car me baithiye…hum logon ke paas time bahut kam hai…we have to catch that bloody terrorist before the train crosses the Attari Railway Station.

Aamir: - Kyon Attari Station ke baad kya hai?

Vijay:- uskey baad hai…Pakistan border, aur uska 1st station hai Wagah station…as per the information, Rafiq wahi pe utaar jayega…uddhar Lakhvi ka koi aadmi car lekey khara rahega…ussh gaari se woh Islamabad ke liya rawaana ho jayega…aur ek baar yeh train Attari cross kar jayega toh…terrorist ko hum pakar nahi paayengey…

Arindam:- accha accha…yeh Attari wahi place hai naah…jahaan Pakistani terrorist ne 2007 ko Samjhautha Express pe blast karbaaya tha…hmm…Sonalika ko at least 70 Km/hr pe chalaayiye…driver saab…
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Part – 30

Akshay: - Hello! Vijay ji…main Samjhautha Express ka TT bol raha hoon…Akshay Singh. Aap ka picture message milaa hai mere ko…aur S-6 me ek bandaa hai…jiska holiyaa ekdum miltaa hai…issh Rafiq se…woh bhesh badal ke Pakistan jaa raha hai…naam hai uska Alimuddin Ghaffar…aap log tej apnaa gaari chalaiye…driver saab ko boliye ki woh Panipat crossing se joh baayen taraf ka jungle ka mitti raasta hai…wahi se gaari ko nikaal le…adhey ghantey ke andar Attari gaon pouch jaayega woh…Vijay ji…aaj toh issh Punjab ke mitti pe hee, woh terrorist ka maut hona chaiye…jo boley so nihaal…Jai Hind…

Vijay: - haan haan Akshay, apne excitement ko thoraa lagaam do…aur yeh batao…woh Rafiq…S-6 compartment ke kis berth number pe baitha hai…

Akshay: - uska berth number hai 13. Aa jaayiye jaldi…Attari station pe 2 minutes ke liye train rukegaa…ussi ke andar uska laash geera dijiye…thik hai abhi phone rakhta hoon…

Vijay: - lijiye, ho gaya kaam…yeh Akshay bhi kamaal ka ladka ka, just like Akshay Kumar in “Singh is King” he he he …S-6 compartment pe Berth No. 13 pe thokhna hai Rafiq ko…kya berth number hai…he he he … No.13…

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Nana:- Train aa raha hai…platform ke issh portion pe hee S-6 compartment geerega…Aamir aur Vaibhav tum log aagey ke gate se uthogey, aur bathroom ke saamney position le lenaa…aur hum dono peechey ke darwaajey se aayengey…pehle mere ko confirm karna hai ki wahi Rafiq hai…uskey baad thokungaa, otherwise we will be suspended…

Vaibhav:- Thik hai Colonel saab…Vijay ji aap apnaa police force ko platform pe tayiyar rakhiyega…agar Rafiq train se nikaal aayega toh…aap ko paata hi hai, kya karna hai…

Aamir: - Train aa gaya, position le lo…utho issh darwaajey se…

Nana: - Arindam, yehi mauka hai apne honewaala sasur ke maut ka badla lene kaa…I will go in front of Rafiq, and call him by his name…woh agar darr ke maarey humhrey taraf dekhta hai toh..Samajh lo wahi Rafiq hai…aur agey koi response naa de…then we will think of other strategy…

Arindam: - Thik hai aap aagey jaayie…mera revolver bilkul position pe hai…

Nana: - Arrey Salam Alekum Rafiq miyaan…

Rafiq: - Kaun ho tum? Mera naam kaise jaantey ho...?

Arindam: - tera maut .Tu apna revolver nikaal ne se pehle hee maine tere ko thokh diya, dekh…

Akshay: - baah great…well done…Arindamji…

Arindam: - Thanks to you and Vijay ji for your help…aaab hum logon ko Mumbai jaana hai…issh laptop le ke…uskey baad Chennai ja ke Madhavi ke saath Shaadi karna hai humko…Vaibhav aur Aamir tum log bhi shaadi kar lo yaar..

Nana: - Chintaa mat karo…yeh dono chupa rustam hai…Vaibhav toh already mere beti Nupur ko propose kar chukka hai…shaadi bhi jaldi hee ho jayegaa…aur Aamir ka kya bolloon…woh reporter Barkha se pyar ho gaya usko…aur humko abhi warfront pe jaana hai Dras sector pe…after all, we are on war against Pakistan…chalo at least “JUNGLE JIHAD” toh khatam hua…par Subhash ji ne SMS kiya hai ki, aab terrorist log India ke upar “NAVAL NIGHTMARE” suru karnewaala hai… accha yeh laptop ke andar joh chemical report hai, uska kya hogaa? Password toh maloom nahi hai kisi ko…

Arindam: - humko maloom hai…Allan ne ek haftey pehle hee humko mail karke bhejha tha…woh password.

Vaibhav: - Ussey kaise milaa woh password?

Aamir: - arrey simple hai yaar…usko Steve ke dead body ke paas ek personal diary milaa thaa…usmey likha hua tha woh password…

Arindam: - You are right Aamir...now let me open this laptop, with the password “Kristine@123” and delete that chemical report….chalo kaam ho gaya…accha yeh laptop mere paas hee rakhta hoon…Madhavi ki dost ke laptop jo hai yeh… usko hi de dunga main…

Vaibhav: - Uff kya pyar hai…baah baah…

Aamir: - bhaiye, Shaadi me bulaana jaroor…bhool naa jaana hum logon ko…bahut help kiya hum logon ne tumharey aur Madhavi ka settings karne ke liye…he he he …

Arindam:- jaroor jaroor, accha Colonel saab, toh aap ke hisaab se Jungle Jihad ka flop honey ke baad, terrorist logon ne “Naval Nightmare” karne waala hai kya?

Nana: - Don’t worry, that will also be a super-flop…he he he … JAI HIND…and take care, bye to all…

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Madhavi: - tum toh barey woh ho ji…hum logon ka honeymoon khatam kya hua... phir tumko Colonel Nana ne bulaa liya for combating the operation “NAVAL NIGHTMARE”…

Arindam:- Chinta mat karo…hum logon ka shaadi ho gaya hai naah…just wait for at least 9 months…honeymoon ka product aa jayega…tab hum tumko chorh ke jaayenge bhi toh…you will not feel lonely in this house…kya samjhey, dear…

Madhavi: - Tum kabhi nahi sudhrogey…isiliye toh main tumhey itna pyar karti hoon…Naughty boy kahi kaa…hee hee hee…

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